The difference between men and women

MagicSailor · Post by **MagicSailor** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:55 am

Hi

chas wrote: I think this was the same guy who said "Women actually wash bath towels. I just use one till it's too stiff and throw it away."

You mean people wash bath towels?

Why would you do that? I mean when I've had a shower I'm clean, right? Clean, but wet, right? So I am clean, the water on me is clean, right? So I take a nice new clean bath towel and dry off, and now I am clean and dry and the clean water is on the bathtowel, so the bathtowel is clean and wet, right? So I hang the bathtowel up to dry, and the next time I need it, it's clean and dry, right? What am I missing here?

I mean, I understand why underwear has to be washed occasionally, but bathtowels???

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Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:59 pm

MagicSailor wrote:Hi
chas wrote: I think this was the same guy who said "Women actually wash bath towels. I just use one till it's too stiff and throw it away."
You mean people wash bath towels? Why would you do that? I mean when I've had a shower I'm clean, right? Clean, but wet, right? So I am clean, the water on me is clean, right? So I take a nice new clean bath towel and dry off, and now I am clean and dry and the clean water is on the bathtowel, so the bathtowel is clean and wet, right? So I hang the bathtowel up to dry, and the next time I need it, it's clean and dry, right? What am I missing here?

I mean, I understand why underwear has to be washed occasionally, but bathtowels???

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mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:17 pm

i usually just air dry after i take a shower.

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:26 pm

My sister in law just sent this to mel It's an oldy but a goodie:

Reasons It's Great to be a Guy

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans pretty much take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because "this one is just too icky."

You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles just add character.

Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking
to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
still be your friend

If someone shows up at a party wearing the same
outfit as you, you might just be buddies for life.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for
all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes if you're single and if
you're married, you don't have to shop
at all, it just appears under the tree .

No wonder men are happier!!

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:13 pm

makes you wonder why more women don't have sex re-assignment surgery or at least try to pass as men.

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:16 pm

Women have prettier clothes.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:26 pm

Congratulations wrote:Women have prettier clothes.

And prettier bodies to wear them.

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:44 pm

Cranberry wrote:
Congratulations wrote:Women have prettier clothes.
And prettier bodies to wear them.

I wouldn't go that far. Dudes are pretty sexy.

s1m0n · Post by **s1m0n** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:17 pm

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Speaking as a guy who's had EEEEE feet all his life, I can tell you that this is emphatically not the truth. No pair of shoes has ever fit me, although some are worse than others.

And thinking of Imelda Marcos' 5000 pairs of shoes makes me wince. With 5000 shoes to rotate through, no shoe would EVER be broken in.

djm · Post by **djm** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:10 am

s1m0n wrote:No pair of shoes has ever fit me

Perhaps some were never meant to wear shoes ....

djm

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:04 am

s1m0n wrote:
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Speaking as a guy who's had EEEEE feet all his life, I can tell you that this is emphatically not the truth. No pair of shoes has ever fit me, although some are worse than others.

And thinking of Imelda Marcos' 5000 pairs of shoes makes me wince. With 5000 shoes to rotate through, no shoe would EVER be broken in.

Man, those aren't feet, they're snowshoes!

Tom

Domhnall · Post by **Domhnall** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:50 pm

To quote a driving instructor I once had: "My wife and I, we split everything 50/50, that is the secret to marriage, 50/50. She cooks, I eat. I dirty she cleans."

Cheers,

Dan

falkbeer · Post by **falkbeer** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:47 pm

jim stone wrote:Differences (as in broad tendencies):
The people at the extremes tend to be men,
e.g. great scientists, armed robbers, great artists,
serial killers.

There has been a lot of discussion abut men women and IQ. I read an article not lon ago on the subjet. Some people (very often men) often claim that men are more intelligent than women, this is not entierly true. As you probably know The IQ distribution in a population follows the bell curve. The male bell curve is slighty flatter and broader than the female bell curve. That means that there are more men in the ends of the curve. And that means that for every brilliant male scientist you will find a real moron to! On the other hand. It seems that quality control department did a better job on women. More women are nicely in the middle of the bell curve. No Einstens, but on the other hand no morons either!

In many ways God did a better job on females. They live longer, hereditary disease are fewer among females and they have a more stabile mentality (suicide is more common among men).

buddhu · Post by **buddhu** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:37 am

Congratulations wrote:
Cranberry wrote:
Congratulations wrote:Women have prettier clothes.
And prettier bodies to wear them.
I wouldn't go that far. Dudes are pretty sexy.

Aw... thanks, Jared