The difference between men and women

fyffer · Post by **fyffer** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:12 am

Please, in one sentence only (per post), finish the sentence:

The difference between men and women is <your response here>.

I'll start.

The difference between men and women is that women put a napkin in the lunchbox.

OK, feeble, but it struck me this morning, since my wife happened to pack my lunch for me this morning, which in itself was unusual.

chrisoff · Post by **chrisoff** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:14 am

The difference between men and women is that women notice whenever someone in the office has had a haircut.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:56 am

...that men buy the bottle of wine they've heard of, and women look for an interesting label.

djm · Post by **djm** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:56 am

....women usually tend to smell better, are softer and wetter, and are generally nicer to hold in your arms.

djm

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:06 am

djm wrote:....women usually tend to smell better, are softer and wetter, and are generally nicer to hold in your arms.

djm

Says you.

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:13 am

The difference between men and women is that women will generally try negotiation before they resort to namecalling or fisticuffs.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:20 am

The difference between men and women is "wo".

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:27 am

The difference between men and women is that a lot of women recognize that the concept gender is a not a dichotomy, whereas it seems fewer men do.

In other words, I am not a woman, but I put a napkin in the lunchbox.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:29 am

Congratulations wrote:
djm wrote:....women usually tend to smell better, are softer and wetter, and are generally nicer to hold in your arms.

djm
Says you.

I'm fond of saying "Eww, women are gross!" especially when my best friends, both of whom are women, are around. (I like getting slapped.)

MagicSailor · Post by **MagicSailor** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:48 am

Hi

The difference between men and women is --- if you really have to ask, you should get out more!

Regards,

Owen Morgan

Yacht Magic
Anchored in the lagoon, St Maarten

My new blog.
Click here for my latest reported position. (Use the satellite view.)

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:52 am

All my life, I have thought the difference(s) obvious... am I missing something here?

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:53 am

Women like to chat, men always need to "get going."

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:56 am

The difference between men and women is usually verifiable by a sufficiently close inspection.

MagicSailor · Post by **MagicSailor** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:04 am

Hi

Innocent Bystander wrote:The difference between men and women is usually verifiable by a sufficiently close inspection.

One of my favourite activities... Mutual close inspection...

Regards,

Owen Morgan

Yacht Magic
Anchored in the lagoon, St Maarten

My new blog.
Click here for my latest reported position. (Use the satellite view.)

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:29 am

Well, women have XX chromosomes and men have XY.

So the difference would be XX-XY=A.

X² – XY = A is a hyperbola.

So the difference between men and women is a hyperbola.

Hope this helps.

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