The yokes/E'S/mdma thread/WARNING NOT FOR MINORS THREAD!
Many years ago a friend was driving me to the
University of Colorado Bookstore. I was sitting
innocently in my seat when my friend stuck
a reefer in my face.
The Devil made my smoke that reefer!
Unlike Slick Willy, I inhaled.
by the time my friend dropped my off
my visual field was forming into cubes
and disintegrating, then reforming, then
forming into cubes....
However I went about my business, bought some
notebooks and whatever, checked out through
the cash register and left my wallet there.
As I was leaving the store a woman accosted me,
she had checked me out, but I didn't remember her.
She had found my wallet, checked my drivers license
picture... The following conversation ensued.
Her:
'Are you Stone? You look like you're Stone. Are you
Stone?
Me:
'Noooooooooooooo, Noooooooo!'
Her: Well you certainly like like you're Stone.
Let me look at your eyes. Yeah, you're Stone,
alright!
Me:
Go away. Leave me alone.
Her, waving my wallet:
Then I can't give you this!
Me, recovering brilliantly:
Oh, God!
I suppose experiences like these are worth avoiding,
aren't they kiddies?
University of Colorado Bookstore. I was sitting
innocently in my seat when my friend stuck
a reefer in my face.
The Devil made my smoke that reefer!
Unlike Slick Willy, I inhaled.
by the time my friend dropped my off
my visual field was forming into cubes
and disintegrating, then reforming, then
forming into cubes....
However I went about my business, bought some
notebooks and whatever, checked out through
the cash register and left my wallet there.
As I was leaving the store a woman accosted me,
she had checked me out, but I didn't remember her.
She had found my wallet, checked my drivers license
picture... The following conversation ensued.
Her:
'Are you Stone? You look like you're Stone. Are you
Stone?
Me:
'Noooooooooooooo, Noooooooo!'
Her: Well you certainly like like you're Stone.
Let me look at your eyes. Yeah, you're Stone,
alright!
Me:
Go away. Leave me alone.
Her, waving my wallet:
Then I can't give you this!
Me, recovering brilliantly:
Oh, God!
I suppose experiences like these are worth avoiding,
aren't they kiddies?
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I admit, I'm a square - I didn't know which one he had taken either!Flogging Jason wrote:Ecstasy, rolls, mdma, E, X, the drug of choice for ravers and techno-heads.Redwolf wrote:I'm still trying to figure out which mind-altering substance is at question here. My Irish is good, but my Hiberno-English sucks raw eggs for free.
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Ah well, we're just a bunch of potheads out here in Santa Cruz...anything more sophisticated than a reefer, and I'm clueless!Charlene wrote:I admit, I'm a square - I didn't know which one he had taken either!Flogging Jason wrote:Ecstasy, rolls, mdma, E, X, the drug of choice for ravers and techno-heads.Redwolf wrote:I'm still trying to figure out which mind-altering substance is at question here. My Irish is good, but my Hiberno-English sucks raw eggs for free.
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sorry folks, "yokes" i suppose is an irish term for xtc. other colloquial terms for it would be "jiggers" "pills" "jaggers" etc. I very rarely take the stuff but there was one left in the house from a party a week ago and i was trying to prove to myself that im as fit as these youngsters.... failed miserably!
the thread wasnt a cry for help.
funnily enough, most of my friends smoke very strong weed all the time, i personnally have never really been much into smoking, but i roll excellent joints, so when everyone else is too stoned to roll im their "token" roller!
see i made a joke there! "token" ha ha as in "toking"!! ha ha .
incidently, "e" may have been the drug of choice for ravers back in the day, but believe me if you go to any trad festival these days, its definitely the drug of choice among younger musicians (or charlie if it is available). that being said, im sure the novelty of it will wear off through time and the older the kids get, the wee bit of sense starts to kick in.
BTW limerick lost in the hurling to kilkenny, but it was an almighty game, this is most definitely the most fastest dangerous feild sport in the world!
and the guinness went down a treat.
back to normality now!
the thread wasnt a cry for help.
funnily enough, most of my friends smoke very strong weed all the time, i personnally have never really been much into smoking, but i roll excellent joints, so when everyone else is too stoned to roll im their "token" roller!
see i made a joke there! "token" ha ha as in "toking"!! ha ha .
incidently, "e" may have been the drug of choice for ravers back in the day, but believe me if you go to any trad festival these days, its definitely the drug of choice among younger musicians (or charlie if it is available). that being said, im sure the novelty of it will wear off through time and the older the kids get, the wee bit of sense starts to kick in.
BTW limerick lost in the hurling to kilkenny, but it was an almighty game, this is most definitely the most fastest dangerous feild sport in the world!
and the guinness went down a treat.
back to normality now!
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My first reaction was, "what a lovely way to describe a hangover."Caroluna wrote:I had to read this twice. My first reaction was "What a strange country"back on planet ireland now, just had delicious fry-up and drank tons of water/coffe ready to face the world, the all ireland hurling final is on today
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Lovely? To have all of Ireland hurling finally? Sounds rather icky to meCaj wrote:My first reaction was, "what a lovely way to describe a hangover."Caroluna wrote:I had to read this twice. My first reaction was "What a strange country"back on planet ireland now, just had delicious fry-up and drank tons of water/coffe ready to face the world, the all ireland hurling final is on today
I freely admit I had no idea what flanum was talking about for the LONGEST time. Thanks for asking, Red
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