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Two I have encountered in my life recently:

Office Park

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Evil Moderator...
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Joseph E. Smith wrote:Evil Moderator...
No, no, no. The evil moderator is a moron. Oxymoron is something else.
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Here's a few....

Jumbo shrimp....

Civil war......

When I was in high school we had a teacher who we always called the "oxymoron". Her name was Miss Mann. :D
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In Australia, there is a seat in Federal parliament called Oxley. At one time the local member was known as the Oxley moron.
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http://www.oxymoronlist.com/ these are very funny, and very true. :lol:
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