daveboling wrote: Waitaminute, do you mean to say that the word f-a-r-t gets a auto-modification to save delicate readers? On this forum??
f*rt, f*rt, f*rt, f*rt, f*rt, f*rt, f*rt, f*rt.
dave boling
You cannot write that you are a grouchy, old f*rt, but you can write that you are the grouchiest of the old farts, or that of all the old farts you know, you are the grouchiest.
There you go, again. Now I'm going to have to re-print all of my business cards...
dave boling
I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.
-- Douglas Adams
Tell us something.: This is the first sentence. This is the second of the recommended sentences intended to thwart spam its. This is a third, bonus sentence!
I always wished I had red hair. Instead I had to endure the "blonde" jokes when they surfaced until it went grey!
"Beat you like a red-headed step-child" is one I've heard around here.- but then the person I knew who use to say this a lot also had another favorite phrase- " and my feet stink and I don't love Jesus". go figure....
"Let low-country intruder approach a cove
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent." John Foster West
There's an elderly lady I know who came over from Germany when she was in her teens. She has silvery hair with a touch of auburn to it. Once I complimented her on her hair, and she said when she was young it was carrot orange. "Oh how pretty!" She said no, the other kids were very mean to her, and ostracized her. She said they had a rhyme, [and here she said a rhyme in German]. It was something like "Redheaded girl, redheaded girl, you are from the Devil's clan".
All these years later and she still sounded hurt by it Not a good memory for her.