New Diet Plan
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New Diet Plan
Lose 10 pounds in 1 week, guaranteed!
No exercise! No weird mechanical contraptions! Sleep most of the day, everyday! Watch hours of really bad TV (and a few good classic films)!
Impress your friends, who'll be sure to ask, "Are you feeling alright?"
It's called 'The Flu' . And it is not recommended.
No exercise! No weird mechanical contraptions! Sleep most of the day, everyday! Watch hours of really bad TV (and a few good classic films)!
Impress your friends, who'll be sure to ask, "Are you feeling alright?"
It's called 'The Flu' . And it is not recommended.
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Last year I had two tummybugs in two weeks and GAINED weight. Not a clue how that happened.
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Re: New Diet Plan
Last year my husband got food poisoning the first day of an all inclusive vacation.
He couldn't eat or drink for a week without a dramatic reaction.
In the end though, his weight loss was from dehydration. Once he was able to hold fluids again he weighed the same as before.
He couldn't eat or drink for a week without a dramatic reaction.
In the end though, his weight loss was from dehydration. Once he was able to hold fluids again he weighed the same as before.
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Two years ago I had major emergency surgery. Lost about 25 lbs during that week in the hospital.(down to 106!!!) I'm happy to say I've gained a bit of it back, but happy to also say, not all!
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Re: New Diet Plan
A frequent problem -- the only question is _which_ end.hyldemoer wrote:...In the end though, his weight loss was from dehydration.
At the end of it all, I want to be told "Well done". I don't want to _be_ well done!
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Re: New Diet Plan
It's really exciting when you're doing five at once. Don't forget sweat and tears.WhistlingArmadillo wrote:A frequent problem -- the only question is _which_ end.hyldemoer wrote:...In the end though, his weight loss was from dehydration.
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Re: New Diet Plan
Lose over 20 pounds, no sleep, no exercise, no appetite and a complete loss of joy for anything!!!brianc wrote:Lose 10 pounds in 1 week, guaranteed!
No exercise! No weird mechanical contraptions! Sleep most of the day, everyday! Watch hours of really bad TV ...
It's called 'The Flu' . And it is not recommended.
It's called anxiety!
Only known side effect is that an overdose will likely lead to depression, which may significantly reduce the positiv effects of your diet.
/MarcusR
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Re: New Diet Plan
Well, fortunately, my mental state is largely unaffected. It was when I stepped on the scale that the new number was pretty shocking. So, it's not anxiety, though I am starting on the next 10 pounds of loss, though. 2 more pounds have left since Monday. (and to be honest, my previous weight was not a healthy weight )MarcusR wrote:Lose over 20 pounds, no sleep, no exercise, no appetite and a complete loss of joy for anything!!!brianc wrote:Lose 10 pounds in 1 week, guaranteed!
No exercise! No weird mechanical contraptions! Sleep most of the day, everyday! Watch hours of really bad TV ...
It's called 'The Flu' . And it is not recommended.
It's called anxiety!
Only known side effect is that an overdose will likely lead to depression, which may significantly reduce the positiv effects of your diet.
/MarcusR
I am getting a little weary from all this coughing, though...
Thanks, Scott!
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Well, I hope you have a sturdy neck then.Dale wrote:Nah. Mine weighs 64 lbs.Congratulations wrote:Heads weigh 15 pounds?!Scott McCallister wrote:Lose 15 lbs of ugly weight today!
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