Fess up!

[jsluder]

Ya'll are ignoring Tal's post subject....

Do you think he knows? It would be bad if he didn't know.

[jsluder]

Ya'll are ignoring Tal's post subject....

Did you know?:

There are as many chickens on the planet as people.

The chickens have better taste. (Especially with the right seasoning.)

[cowtime]

Ya'll are ignoring Tal's post subject....

Did you know?:

There are as many chickens on the planet as people.

The chickens have better taste. (Especially with the right seasoning.)

And show better sense than a lot of the people I know....

[Jack]

Did you know?:

There are as many chickens on the planet as people.

The chickens have better taste. (Especially with the right seasoning.)

And show better sense than a lot of the people I know....

Amen!

[amar]

Tal's not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.

[izzarina]

I'm sensing an unwillingness to confront the reality of my previous post. And a response is not required. Actually, I don't want one.

Men are six times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. Fact.

Probably because they're six times more likely to play golf in a thunderstorm.

No because you have a Y rather than the NORMAL X (you see, the Y is a mutation of the X), the tail part on the Y acts as a lightning rod.






Alright. So you didn't think it was funny. I did, and that's all that counts. But I really should stop posting before I've had my coffee

[izzarina]

Can you show me documentation, please? And why would a trout be in there in the first place?

Another interesting fact: the names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye. I'd hate to be named Poopeye.

A boy with a wooden eye asked a girl with a hare-lip whether she would be willing to go to the school dance with him.

She replied, "Oh, would I!"

To which he responded, "Hare-lip! Hare-lip!"

You have no idea how long it too me to get that joke this morning. No joke.

[djm]

I refuse to post to this thread because I am igoring you.

Oops!

(damn!)

[izzarina]

I refuse to post to this thread because I am igoring you.

Oops!

(damn!)

Too bad, deej.

Hey, how come "damn" gets through the "Naughty Word Changomatic"....thing? I think it would say something like dangnabbit instead. Change your damn to dangnabbit, deej.

[djm]

Hows 'bout "Durn" .... or is that "Dern" .... no, that would be Laura ..... just ain't a "dagnabit" sorta person, ah'm afeared.

djm

[talasiga]

I reckon most of you doods
have missed the irony in my first post
and as for some of your non seqs
they have been about as subtle
as cow dung on a dung heap.

Its funny how if you start a silly topic
you cop a lot of silly posts
and if you start a thoughtful topic
you still cop a lot of silly posts.

I guess it would be silly to expect otherwise.

And no, I am not offended. I am just summarising topic content so far.
I feel more topic starters should do this sort of thing.
You know, like, orienteering the topic, managing it and the like.
Even deleting it.

[izzarina]

I reckon most of you doods
have missed the irony in my first post
and as for some of your non seqs
they have been about as subtle
as cow dung on a dung heap.

PHEW! I was going to take total offense at this comment (you know, the cow dung part), but then I noticed that you were only referring to the DOODS .

Even deleting it.

snarky

[izzarina]

Hows 'bout "Durn" .... or is that "Dern" .... no, that would be Laura .....

No, I really don't want you to change your damn to Laura Dern. Colin Farrell maybe, but not Laura Dern

Hey! There's an idea! Every time someone says damn, the "Naughty Word Changeomatic" thingy can turn it into a picture of Colin Farrell! What a brilliant idea on my part, don't you think?

[fyffer]

I am offended by the thought that some of you may have been ignoring me without my knowledge.

To those of you who have been ignoring me without my knowledge, would you kindly front up now?

I would admit to ignoring you, but since I am, I can't.

[djm]

What's wrong with Colin Ferrell? I thought he did just fine in Ballykissangel.

djm