My Other Flute Is A ..

Cathy Wilde · Post by **Cathy Wilde** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:04 pm

My other flute pummeled your other flute.

eilam · Post by **eilam** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:28 pm

Cathy Wilde wrote:
How about ... My other flute might be finished by the time I'm 50!

my other flute may be done to be played at my funeral

fyffer · Post by **fyffer** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:53 pm

My other flute is a fife.

<duh>

Wormdiet · Post by **Wormdiet** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:07 pm

"My other flute paid for my daughter's college education"

"My other flute is a lefty too"

"NOT A GUN - not worth stealing"

"Sometimes a flute is just a flute"

Aanvil · Post by **Aanvil** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:12 pm

"My other flute is on eBay."

or for Jon C.

"My other flute came from eBay."

eilam · Post by **eilam** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:27 pm

My ex took my other flutes

brotherwind · Post by **brotherwind** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:16 pm

Sorry, what other flute?

(Just a bad case of unwanted monoflutegamy.)

ImNotIrish · Post by **ImNotIrish** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:19 pm

...What other flute?
...My other flute blows...
...Is in your hands now.
...Collects dust.

Dana · Post by **Dana** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:43 pm

My other flute is a Boehm...

Gabriel · Post by **Gabriel** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:55 pm

My other flute is on holiday.
My other flute needs new batteries.
My other flute's reed is broken.

...

Whistlin'Dixie · Post by **Whistlin'Dixie** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:20 pm

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

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Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:26 pm

There is no other flute. There is only this flute, here and now.

Jim Troy · Post by **Jim Troy** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:53 pm

Nano , is that the one about ,
"this is my flute , there are many others like it ...

that would be a scary sticker , i can't remember the rest of the mantra , which i think , comes from " Full Metal Jacket "

could someone finish that one for me ?

and what if , for instance , you were a member of say , The Leitrim Quilt Foundation , or even , and i'm absolutely sure there are none here ( at this point insert winking smiley ) a member of the FBI , then what would you have as a sticker ?
or hey ! what would you think the Rev. Gary would come up with ?

there ya go .
by the way i'm over my boredom now , having read the posts here ! thanks to all . the craic is fairly savage ..

rama · Post by **rama** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:08 pm

*********** the itm fluter's creed ******************

(rough draft - feel free to edit)

This is my flute. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my flute is useless. Without my flute, I am useless. I must blow my flute true. I must sound louder than the accordian who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My flute and I know that what counts in music is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the 'nyah' that counts. We will have 'nyah'.

My flute is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its 8 keys if it has them, its embouchure and its bore. I will keep my flute oiled and humidified, as I am oiled and humidified. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My flute and I are the defenders of my itm. We are the masters of our music. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is ours and there are no accordians left to kill or tunes to learn.

semper fi! hooorah!

Aodhan · Post by **Aodhan** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:37 pm

My flute was instrument of the month at Chiff Academy

This car protected by Pratten and Boosey

Whistlers are from Mars, Flutists are from Venus