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The person can drink sake for the following five reasons...

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Finally, for reasons.
You just can't argue with logic like that. :boggle:

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I'm especially fond of the use of "Finally," in the middle of the list.
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Sixth reason: to help you write more interesting advertising copy!
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has anyone had any luck with the "refuse the future" part?

Sake makes you silly.
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Denny wrote:has anyone had any luck with the "refuse the future" part?
I tried that when I was little and was about to be spanked for misbehaving. It never worked.
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ain't we all!

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Denny wrote:has anyone had any luck with the "refuse the future" part?

Sake makes you silly.
I did that a lot in my stupid youth. It turns out the future was just a bit more powerful than my stupidity. Thankfully.
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REASONS FOR DRINKING
Dr. Henry Aldrich
If all be true that I do think,
There are five reasons we should drink.
Good wine-a friend-or being dry-
Or lest we should be by and by-
Or any other reason why!
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Great site, Tyler!!!! I loved this one. I hope the show was better than the ad that promoted it!!!!

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Yeah, engrish.com is one of my favs...especially if I'm having a bad day; there are some that give me the giggles so bad I've got to close my office door and just let it out.
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The stuff I saw when I was in Japan...priceless, much of it.

A fellow student and I wanted to retaliate and walk around with t-shirts that read, "Chigaimashō!" on them in Japanese syllabic script. Not grammatically incorrect, strictly speaking, but an improbable formation departing from the norm and roughly meaning "Let's different!"

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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US :P :lol:
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Innocent Bystander wrote:REASONS FOR DRINKING
Dr. Henry Aldrich
If all be true that I do think,
There are five reasons we should drink.
Good wine(it fills with the nectar)-a friend(for the national holiday)-or being dry(to heal the dryness of the place)-
Or lest we should be by and by(to refuse the future)-
Or any other reason why!(for reasons.)
Yep. About the same.
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