Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, Say No More!

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:08 pm

cowtime wrote:
Some things in this life are better left alone.
So true.

I'm leaving this thread alone.

Ya'll have fun.

I'm outta here myself...going back to YouTube..

Slan,
D.

djm · Post by **djm** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:30 pm

My favourite Viagra story actually came from Reader's digest. It related how, when Viagra first came out, everyone was poking at grampa and teasing him as to how he should try it. Grampa sagely replied that there was no use putting lead in your pencil if you had no-one to write to. Gramma just gave him a dirty look.

djm

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:32 am

gonzo914 · Post by **gonzo914** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:15 am

I have never taken Viagra or any of theo other medications of an ED ilk, for I am a firm believer that one should not capriciously consume pharmaceuticals unless one has the symptoms for which they are designed. I did, however, once try a more natural approach.

Having heard of the salubrious effects of fresh oysters upon one's libido, I ordered up a dozen of the house's finest half-shells. And I am here to tell you now that the story of oysters putting lead in one's pencil is an out and out canard, an old wive's tale, an urban legend, nothing but sheer invention, for though I dutifully ate all 12 of the little darlings, only eight of them worked.

dfernandez77 · Post by **dfernandez77** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:44 am

gonzo914 wrote:I am a firm believer

I believe that being firm is the objective.

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:46 am

Oysters taste a lot better with warm garlic sauce than a boner pill, I reckon. I'll take oysters.

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:30 pm

You can admit having compared the two. you're amidst friends; we won't mock or make fun of you

much

gonzo914 · Post by **gonzo914** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:38 pm

The Weekenders wrote:Oysters taste a lot better with warm garlic sauce than a boner pill, I reckon. I'll take oysters.

I don't think a boner pill would go as well with warm garlic sauce, either.

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:02 pm

gonzo914 wrote:
The Weekenders wrote:Oysters taste a lot better with warm garlic sauce than a boner pill, I reckon. I'll take oysters.
I don't think a boner pill would go as well with warm garlic sauce, either.

That's what I meant. But no, I haven't tried them, with or without the garlic sauce. I have, on the other hand, consumed mass quantities of barbecued oysters and, as stated above, there was no desirable side-effects other than the epicurean pleasure that one gets...

PS. Too square (and or scared by side-effect warnings) to try it recreationally. I found one on the floor of the YMCA locker room once, with the corner gnawed off. I couldnt figure out if one of the members needed a bizarre attitude/testo boost or there was one very uncomfortable rat running around the Richmond YMCA.

djm · Post by **djm** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:19 pm

The Weekenders wrote:one very uncomfortable rat running around the Richmond YMCA

pitter patter >thump< pitter patter >thump<

djm

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:56 pm

djm wrote:
The Weekenders wrote:one very uncomfortable rat running around the Richmond YMCA
pitter patter >thump< pitter patter >thump<

djm

Nice.

chrisoff · Post by **chrisoff** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:48 pm

djm wrote:Wow! $100 for four pills! That's enough to get a rise out of anyone.

djm

And then you've got to pay the hooker on top of that. It's just not cost effective!

gonzo914 · Post by **gonzo914** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:11 pm

chrisoff wrote:
djm wrote:Wow! $100 for four pills! That's enough to get a rise out of anyone.

djm
And then you've got to pay the hooker on top of that. It's just not cost effective!

On a positive note, in the U.S. you can pay for your ED meds with pre-tax dollars if you have a flexible spending account.

Not the hooker, though, unless you have Blue Cross/Blue Shield. If you've got Kaiser or Aetna HMO, all you get is a link to a website of dubious repute.

djm · Post by **djm** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:13 pm

Is that the one with the red screen? I never got past the Adult Content warning.

djm