Tom Cruise=Jesus!?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrzIaRwAMvcfearfaoin wrote: Oprah:
So, you are Tom Cruise,
The great Thomas Cruise!
Your love for Kate you must vouchsafe:
Jump up on my couch and rave!
Tom Cruise Kills Oprah
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[cussing practice]
Tom Cruise! What was that?
Tom Cruise! Whaddaya want from me?
Tom Cruise! Cut me some slack, will ya?
Tom Cruise! Now what?
[/cussing practice]
Sorry. It's just not gonna work.
Tom Cruise! What was that?
Tom Cruise! Whaddaya want from me?
Tom Cruise! Cut me some slack, will ya?
Tom Cruise! Now what?
[/cussing practice]
Sorry. It's just not gonna work.
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The problem is his name doesn't have enough syllables, so you can't really put stress on the words. Try this:Cynth wrote:[cussing practice]
Tom Cruise! What was that?
Tom Cruise! Whaddaya want from me?
Tom Cruise! Cut me some slack, will ya?
Tom Cruise! Now what?
[/cussing practice]
Sorry. It's just not gonna work.
Tom Freaking Cruise! What were you thinking?
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Until he can levitate or heal the bodhrán players, I'm sticking to the traditional expletives, thanks. His name upon my tongue - echhhhh. Gack. Pthbbt.emmline wrote:I like this. I believe it works.Wanderer wrote:The problem is his name doesn't have enough syllables, so you can't really put stress on the words. Try this:
Tom Freaking Cruise! What were you thinking?
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He was born Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. See if you can't work that in somewhere.emmline wrote:I like this. I believe it works.Wanderer wrote:The problem is his name doesn't have enough syllables, so you can't really put stress on the words. Try this:
Tom Freaking Cruise! What were you thinking?
Crazy for the blue white and red
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Crazy for the blue white red and yellow
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Crazy for the blue white red and yellow
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What the Cruise is wrong with you people? Can't you get one simple Thomas thing right? What the Cruise is so difficult about applying a simple concept to everyday language?
Who is this honky Mapother, anyway? Sounds like an internal error on Map Quest.
djm
Who is this honky Mapother, anyway? Sounds like an internal error on Map Quest.
djm
I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.
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Ok, this part kills me...fearfaoin wrote:I think it's time for Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice to start work on Thomas Cruise, Superstar.
Katie Holmes:
Try not to get worried
Try not to turn on to
Engrams that upset you
Oh, Don't you know
Your thetan will soon become
Totally free!
And we want you to sleep well tonight
...
Matt Damon:
Psychiatric patients:
My Seratonin levels are far too low,
Let me see bunnies running through the fields.
I believe you can make me whole...
Don't let me end up like Brooke Shields!
Will you touch, will you mend me Cruise?
Won't you touch, will you heal me Cruise?
Thomas Cruise:
Heal yourselves!
...
John Travolta:
I don't want your blood money!
Matt Stone:
You might as well take it, our ratings are good!
John Travolta:
I don't need your blood money!
Trey Parker:
We saw Battlefield Earth, so we think that you should.
...
Oprah:
So, you are Tom Cruise,
The great Thomas Cruise!
Your love for Kate you must vouchsafe:
Jump up on my couch and rave!
...
etc.
My mind is clearer now...
At laaast, I can tell, Woo should've given
Mission Impossible to me...
If you strip away...
The myth, from the man
He can't act his way out of a tree...
CRUISER!!!!!!!
You've started to believe
the things they say of you!
You really do believe!
And Kate believes it too!!!
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TOMmee Cruise! works alright though.Wanderer wrote:The problem is his name doesn't have enough syllables, so you can't really put stress on the words. Try this:Cynth wrote:[cussing practice]
Tom Cruise! What was that?
Tom Cruise! Whaddaya want from me?
Tom Cruise! Cut me some slack, will ya?
Tom Cruise! Now what?
[/cussing practice]
Sorry. It's just not gonna work.
Tom Freaking Cruise! What were you thinking?
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And whether the blood be highland, lowland or no.
And whether the skin be black or white as the snow.
Of kith and of kin we are one, be it right, be it wrong.
As long as our hearts beat true to the lilt of a song.
And whether the skin be black or white as the snow.
Of kith and of kin we are one, be it right, be it wrong.
As long as our hearts beat true to the lilt of a song.
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Tom Cruise is a good actor and I enjoyed his earlier works . . . before he went insane. There are treatment plans for his medical condition but they involve psychiatric drugs and he won't take them. But don't worry. He's not a danger to us, only himself and his credibility. Which allows Family Guy to do this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG1acThWFno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG1acThWFno
I sing the birdie tune
It makes the birdies swoon
It sends them to the moon
Just like a big balloon
It makes the birdies swoon
It sends them to the moon
Just like a big balloon