Did you hear about the evil dyslexic?

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Did you hear about the evil dyslexic?

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He sold his soul to Santa.

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did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?

He stayed up all night pondering the existance of Dog.
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This is one of those “urban legends in till someone finds out otherwise”, but someone told me a tough outlaw biker sued a tattoo artist for mental damages when the tattoo he had that was supposed to say “Satan’s Slave” actually said “Stan’s Slave”.
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Queensbury rules..K.O.

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Would it be appropriate to add the oldies here, like "Lysdexics of the world - UNTIE!"

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And then there's that organization: Mothers Against Dyslexia, aka "DAM."

My husband, the dyslexic, told me that one. :wink:

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Would an "outlaw biker" sue someone?
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Post by missy »

my son, who is very ADD (attention deficit disorder) came up with this one:

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
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Wanna go ride bikes?
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I dunno folks, although they're just jokes, I think that making fun of conditions like ADD and Dyslexia on this board is inappropriate. Not everyone who has these conditions would find it funny. I am sorry but...
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