BREAKING NEWS

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:17 pm

Bloomfield wrote:Why do you guys hate America?

Irrelevant question. We have Oasis.

Miwokhill · Post by **Miwokhill** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:29 pm

First reese Witherspoon and now Britany Spears...my fear is that these things always come in threes.

Unless you include the McCartney breakup- what a dolt he turned out to be!

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:01 pm

Bloomfield wrote:
emmline wrote:The thing that kills me is that he seemed such a nice boy, and she such a sensible girl.
LOL. What sensible thing has she ever done (apart from kissing Madonna)?

It's not my fault the eye roll emoticon is gone. Bloomie, really now. Reread that post and imagine an appended eyeroll.

Post by **Dale** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:30 pm

Bloomfield wrote:Why do you guys hate America?

We hate America because of its freedoms. Its Internets. The Google.

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:15 am

Dale wrote:
Bloomfield wrote:Why do you guys hate America?
We hate America because of its freedoms. Its Internets. The Google.

You forgot chads.

s1m0n · Post by **s1m0n** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:55 am

In related news, a California Judge has told Britney that she's a slut, and therefore dismissed Britney's libel action against a newspaper:

http://news.scotsman.com/international. ... 1650792006

The judge went on to conclude that Spears has "put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye" in a way that would make it unlikely for the magazine article to be found defamatory.

Ms Hart Cole cited Spears' 2005 television reality show Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, which chronicled her courtship and marriage to Federline, based largely on home videos shot by the pop star.

The judge noted that the series included scenes of Spears, 24, filming Federline naked in a shower, Spears interviewing Federline during a night-time bus ride while she was naked, and "otherwise catching plaintiff talking uninhibitedly about her sex life".

That's gotta sting.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:40 am

I'm enjoying an indeterminate, unresolved mental state between "Thank goodness there's no real news" and "What's REALLY happened that they're afraid to tell us?"

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:06 am

ketida wrote:Kissing Madonna is sensible?

Apparently more so than kissing K-Fed.

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:01 am

ketida wrote:Kissing Madonna is sensible?

Sure, just keep your Abreve close by.

And where are those Britney nekked videos anyway?

susnfx · Post by **susnfx** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:57 am

This kills me. Here are the 9 top stories on CNN.com right now:

Dems projected to pick up four Senate seats
Projections: Dems gain House majority
Democrats poised to win majority of governorships
Number of civil rights voting complaints 'low'
Man accused of smashing voting machine
Palestinians say Israeli tanks kill 18 in Gaza
Suicide bomber kills 35 in Pakistan
Look who's back: Ortega wins Nicaragua presidency
Britney Spears files for divorce | Gallery

Right up there with a suicide bomber killing 35 people and Democrats taking control of the House. What a sick society!

Susan

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:03 am

I've pretty much given up on all media here (in the US) as a source of information of what is pertinent to the people... simply way too much sensationalistic offal one has to wade through just to get at a grain of interest or truth. I do not recall the last time I actually watched the news... anywhere, and I have to admit I am not missing it one iota.

Post by **Dale** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:59 am

susnfx wrote:This kills me. Here are the 9 top stories on CNN.com right now:

Dems projected to pick up four Senate seats
Projections: Dems gain House majority
Democrats poised to win majority of governorships
Number of civil rights voting complaints 'low'
Man accused of smashing voting machine
Palestinians say Israeli tanks kill 18 in Gaza
Suicide bomber kills 35 in Pakistan
Look who's back: Ortega wins Nicaragua presidency
Britney Spears files for divorce | Gallery

Right up there with a suicide bomber killing 35 people and Democrats taking control of the House. What a sick society!

Susan

Yeah. But it IS Britney.

Loren · Post by **Loren** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:25 am

Flyingcursor wrote:And where are those Britney nekked videos anyway?

Just wait till the child custody hearings start, they'll turn-up believe me......

Loren

djm · Post by **djm** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:46 am

Perhaps a more apt title for this thread would Breaking Wind.

djm

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:36 am

A person by the name of JerseyTim posted this on another site. I LOLed.