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SteveShaw wrote:What would a pirate be doing with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants anyway? It would be his "first mate," more likely. :wink:
Actually, that spot was reserved for the cabin boy.
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Joseph E. Smith wrote:
SteveShaw wrote:What would a pirate be doing with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants anyway? It would be his "first mate," more likely. :wink:
Actually, that spot was reserved for the cabin boy.
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Joseph E. Smith wrote:
SteveShaw wrote:What would a pirate be doing with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants anyway? It would be his "first mate," more likely. :wink:
Actually, that spot was reserved for the cabin boy.
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Azalin wrote:Well, isnt using "me" instead of "my" an irish thing? So when you say "it's driving me nuts", doesnt it make more sens coming from an irish person?
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A Chassidic Rabbi goes into a pub with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers. Barman says "Excuse me, sir, but do you realise that you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your trousers?" "Yeah," the Rabbi says. "It's driving me nuts."

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A couple of Rabbis are seated together on a bench in their Synagogue on a bright afternoon. After a time, one of them heaves a sigh and says: "T G I F."
After a few moments, the second Rabbi heaves a sighs and responds: "S H I T."
The first Rabbi starts at that and addresses the second " what did you just say?"
"S H I T" says the second Rabbi.
"That's what I thought you said. That is not a word I would use at any time and especially not in my Synagogue!"
"Why not," says the second Rabbi, "you said T G I F?"
"Yes I did, " says the first Rabbi, " and it means Thank God It's Friday." The second Rabbi looks up and says " So Happens It's Thursday."

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Joseph E. Smith wrote:"Yes I did, " says the first Rabbi, " and it means Thank God It's Friday." The second Rabbi looks up and says " So Happens It's Thursday."

Badum bump.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend
OK. C U next Tuesday....
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."

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Joseph E. Smith wrote:Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend, try the veal....
and don't forget to to tip your waitress
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fel bautista wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend, try the veal....
and don't forget to to tip your waitress
Yes, that's right, don't forget to trip your waitress! How silly of me to forget. :D
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SteveShaw wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:"Yes I did, " says the first Rabbi, " and it means Thank God It's Friday." The second Rabbi looks up and says " So Happens It's Thursday."

Badum bump.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend
OK. C U next Tuesday....
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You are a naughty one, Mr. Shaw!
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Congratulations wrote:
SteveShaw wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:"Yes I did, " says the first Rabbi, " and it means Thank God It's Friday." The second Rabbi looks up and says " So Happens It's Thursday."

Badum bump.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend
OK. C U next Tuesday....
:o

You are a naughty one, Mr. Shaw!
:oops:
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."

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I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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Have you seen the latest pirate movie?

It's Arrrrrrrr-rated!


Hehehehe.....
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Azalin wrote:Have you seen the latest pirate movie?
It's Arrrrrrrr-rated!
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fel bautista wrote:and don't forget to to tip your waitress
PLEASE be careful when tipping your waitress. Misinterpretation could cause you a whole lot of trouble.
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SteveShaw wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:"Yes I did, " says the first Rabbi, " and it means Thank God It's Friday." The second Rabbi looks up and says " So Happens It's Thursday."

Badum bump.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend
OK. C U next Tuesday....

Yuk yuk! :lol:

The second Rabbi could have said This Is Thursday Stupid.
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