sorry about the poor taste....

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:32 am

...but I thought this was hilarious.

gonzo914 · Post by **gonzo914** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:14 am

"Eau de Humanity" -- That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. Possibly. Can't say for sure, you know, but pretty sure. I might be able to dig round and find something funnier, but I don't have the time right now, so we'll leave it as originally stated.

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:42 am

Hmm, the point is lost on me, but . . . I think we can be sure Flydood is back to his NORMAL SELF! Yaaaay!

missy · Post by **missy** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:45 am

Poor Taste

Less Filling

Poor Taste

Less Filling

oh - neverming......

missy · Post by **missy** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:47 am

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:53 am

Ya'll made me blow Dr. Pepper out of my nose!!!

OMG that hurts......

Flyingcursor's was bad enough, but Missy's....ouch!!!!

(wheeeeze.....gasp.......)

--James

gonzo914 · Post by **gonzo914** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:56 am

Arthur Carlson wrote:As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

djm · Post by **djm** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:57 am

I must confess I didn't get FC's post at all, but Missy scored extra points for the Manatee.

Here's a related one:

djm

Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:29 pm

gonzo914 wrote:
Arthur Carlson wrote:As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

I don't think that one used a ladder.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:37 pm

djm wrote:I must confess I didn't get FC's post at all

"Eau de humanity"
"Oh the Humanity!"...the reporter's cry during the Hindenburg disaster.

It's practically standing still now. They've dropped ropes out of the nose of the ship, and it has been taken ahold of down on the field by a number of men. It's starting to rain again; the rain had, uh, slacked up a little bit. The back motors of the ship are just holding it, uh, just enough to keep it from—

It's burst into flames! It's burst into flames and it's falling, it's crashing. (unintelligible) Get out of the way, get out of the way! Get this, Charlie, get this, Charlie! (unintelligible) It's crashing! It's crashing, terrible! Oh, my! Get out of the way, please! It's burning, bursting into flames and it's falling on the mooring mast, and all the folks between. Oh, this is terrible. This is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world! (unintelligible) Oh, four to five hundred feet into the sky. It's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen, it's smoke and it's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring mast. Oh, the humanity, and all the passengers screaming around here! I told you, I can't even talk to people (unintelligible) I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen.

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:41 pm

Nanohedron wrote:
gonzo914 wrote:
Arthur Carlson wrote:As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

I don't think that one used a ladder.

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:42 pm

ohlordy!!!

gonzo914 · Post by **gonzo914** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:43 pm

Don't you remember the WKRP free Thanksgiving turkey promotional, in which the station manager tossed turkeys out of a helicopter over a mall?

Les Nessman, WKRP News wrote:“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”

djm · Post by **djm** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:44 pm

Yes, I got that bit. It was the "Light, Smoldering, etc." stuff that didn't mean anything to me. I guess it just didn't strike me as being as funny as FC thought. Missy's post, on the other hand, was great.

djm

missy · Post by **missy** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:51 pm

thank you....... thank you....... thank you........