Deep thoughts.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:08 pm

Flyingcursor wrote:
emmline wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:No matter how far you go, you're that much further from where you've been.
Unless you're going in a circle. In which case you may be closer to where you've been than how far you've gone.
Oh sure. Isn't that just like you? Interjecting reason and all.

Consider that the circle has an infinite number of points along it's circumference therefore you can never get closer nor further than your starting point.

This would be true if you'd started in the center. But I want to know how you got out of the center if you're moving in a circle?

Chiffed · Post by **Chiffed** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:27 pm

emmline wrote:
Flyingcursor wrote:
emmline wrote: Unless you're going in a circle. In which case you may be closer to where you've been than how far you've gone.
Oh sure. Isn't that just like you? Interjecting reason and all.

Consider that the circle has an infinite number of points along it's circumference therefore you can never get closer nor further than your starting point.
This would be true if you'd started in the center. But I want to know how you got out of the center if you're moving in a circle?

Circles don't have to join up; they can meaner about infinitely, in the right mathematical paradigm.

Welcome to Math 406: Non Euclidean Geometry. Please check your preconceptions at the door and line up to the left to have the hinged doggie-door installed over your cerebrum. Your instructor today will be Douglas Adams' dog Rex, with the assistance of St. Augustine's mummified left big toe. Anyone taking this course concurrently with Logic 425 will be flogged with a cosmic string.

dfernandez77 · Post by **dfernandez77** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:31 pm

If a centipede a pint,
and a velocipede a quart,
how much would a precipice?

djm · Post by **djm** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:42 pm

Steve 'Shakespeare' Shaw wrote:If a fella met a fella
In a field of fitches,
Could a fella tell a fella
Where a fella itches?

Steve wins again!

djm

WhistlingArmadillo · Post by **WhistlingArmadillo** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:55 pm

I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.

chas · Post by **chas** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:34 am

WhistlingArmadillo wrote:I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.

"Things are more like they are now than they've ever been." -- Gerald Ford

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:41 am

Often, you can see your nose better with one eye closed.

Coffee · Post by **Coffee** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:54 pm

The only constant in the whole universe is that there is no constant. The only thing that never changes is the fact that everything changes.

If matter=energy and energy=matter then at absolute zero would matter cease to exist, since at absolute zero energy = zero?

*edited* I know about zero point energy and all, but there's nothing funny about it.*edit*

missy · Post by **missy** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:02 pm

Chiffed wrote:

Welcome to Math 406: Non Euclidean Geometry. Please check your preconceptions at the door and line up to the left to have the hinged doggie-door installed over your cerebrum. Your instructor today will be Douglas Adams' dog Rex, with the assistance of St. Augustine's mummified left big toe. Anyone taking this course concurrently with Logic 425 will be flogged with a cosmic string.

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dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:06 pm

If your knees bent in the opposite direction to what they do now, what shape would a chair be?

Slan,
D.

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:11 pm

If music be the food of love, take your bloody fish and chips off my piano.

dfernandez77 · Post by **dfernandez77** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:53 pm

SteveShaw wrote:If music be the food of love, take your bloody fish and chips off my piano.

Can I have 'em?

I love fish and chips.

Coffee · Post by **Coffee** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:02 pm

If music is the food of love, what's the musical equivalent of lasanga?

djm · Post by **djm** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:04 pm

Cofaidh wrote:If music is the food of love, what's the musical equivalent of lasanga?

Twisted Sister?

djm

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:38 pm

djm wrote:
Cofaidh wrote:If music is the food of love, what's the musical equivalent of lasanga?
Twisted Sister?

djm

You're talking bologs now.

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