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dubhlinn
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by dubhlinn Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:50 am
Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the Microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f***ing stop it then!"
Slan,
D.
And many a poor man that has roved,
scottielvr
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by scottielvr Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:54 am
The Weekenders
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by The Weekenders Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:56 am
How do you prepare for the end of the world?
Flyingcursor
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by Flyingcursor Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:46 am
I'm no longer trying a new posting paradigm
djm
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by djm Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:29 am
I would hate to die of the clap .....
I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.
Tony
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by Tony Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:36 am
djm wrote: I would hate to die of the clap .....
Let's not go there...OK?
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by djm Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:36 am
Tony wrote: Let's not go there...OK?
Oops! <
drip, drip, drip > Didn't mean to <
drip, drip, drip > upset anyone.
djm
I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.
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by Tyler Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:39 am
Every time I clap my hands, God kills a kitten...
“First lesson: money is not wealth; Second lesson: experiences are more valuable than possessions; Third lesson: by the time you arrive at your goal it’s never what you imagined it would be so learn to enjoy the process” - unknown
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by Congratulations Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:29 am
Tyler Morris wrote: Every time I clap my hands, God kills a kitten...
Is that what the kids are calling it, now?
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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by Flyingcursor Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:52 am
Congratulations wrote: Tyler Morris wrote: Every time I clap my hands, God kills a kitten...
Is that what the kids are calling it, now?
Was that "clap" or "fap"?
I'm no longer trying a new posting paradigm
Joseph E. Smith
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by Joseph E. Smith Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:50 am
dubhlinn wrote: Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the Microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f***ing stop it then!"
Slan,
D.
That's as perfect a response one could could give!
izzarina
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by izzarina Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:39 pm
Very funny...I wonder what yer man did after that?
Someday, everything is gonna be diff'rent
WyoBadger
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by WyoBadger Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:28 pm
!!!!!
Fall down six times. Stand up seven.
cocusflute
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by cocusflute Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:47 am
So we don't care about the kids in Africa then?
Tony
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by Tony Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:59 am
cocusflute wrote: So we don't care about the kids in Africa then?
... bring on the music!
