Chiff and Fipple: The Movie!

[jsluder]

I'd like to be played by Julia Child.

I wonder if that chicken (turkey?) she's playing sounds anything like bagpipes...

[Walden]

I think it woul be very difficult to find someone in Hollywood suitable for the part of Walden.

[jsluder]

I think it woul be very difficult to find someone in Hollywood suitable for the part of Walden.

The part of Walden will be played by a pond.

[Walden]

[scottielvr]

I don't know why, but in my mind scottielvr is associated in some way with the name "Corky". It's really odd. My vision is not complete enough to tell whether she actually is a "Corky" or if she simply has some relationship with a "Corky".
In any case:

..........
Here is Shirley Temple playing with her...............Here is Darlene Gillespie playing a very cool little
sweet little Scottie named Corky.........................dudette named Corky with her loyal companion White Shadow.

One of these four beings should play scottielvr. I am so fond of all of them I really could not pick .

Heh. Shirley Temple's...uh, not a good fit, for so many reasons I couldn't possibly enumerate them here. For entirely different reasons I don't think I'd go with Darlene Gillespie, either. I know nothing about the "Corky" character she played (the only useful info I found in a quick search was that she was "headstrong and brave," which is about half right); but judging from the pic, I'm sort of charmed by the idea. The hat would have to go, though. Either Corky the Scottie or White Shadow would be just fine; though White Shadow really should sport a bandana. Either of them could play my part with all the subtlety and nuance called for by the role.

[emmline]

I think it woul be very difficult to find someone in Hollywood suitable for the part of Walden.

The part of Walden will be played by a pond.

Another option: The role of Walden wll be played by an origami owl which flies around being utterly reasonable.

[Cynth]

I don't know why, but in my mind scottielvr is associated in some way with the name "Corky". It's really odd. My vision is not complete enough to tell whether she actually is a "Corky" or if she simply has some relationship with a "Corky".
In any case:

..........
Here is Shirley Temple playing with her...............Here is Darlene Gillespie playing a very cool little
sweet little Scottie named Corky.........................dudette named Corky with her loyal companion White Shadow.

One of these four beings should play scottielvr. I am so fond of all of them I really could not pick .

Heh. Shirley Temple's...uh, not a good fit, for so many reasons I couldn't possibly enumerate them here. For entirely different reasons I don't think I'd go with Darlene Gillespie, either. I know nothing about the "Corky" character she played (the only useful info I found in a quick search was that she was "headstrong and brave," which is about half right); but judging from the pic, I'm sort of charmed by the idea. The hat would have to go, though. Either Corky the Scottie or White Shadow would be just fine; though White Shadow really should sport a bandana. Either of them could play my part with all the subtlety and nuance called for by the role.

I sort of figured you weren't going to go for Shirley---even though she'd be awful fun to work with--well, awful cute, anyway. And she tap dances! I know, poor Darlene, I read some things about her but I decided to live in the past and pretend I didn't know. She really was great as Corky---I loved her, and her hat . I'm sure her husband made her do it. White Shadow in his bandana and Corky the Scottie will be at your service. Perhaps they can stand in for each other at nap times, etc.

And if you find someone else to play you, their feelings won't be the least bit hurt as long as you give them a lot of severance treats!

[djm]

Dan Akroyd does Cynth .... er .... Julia Child ... as Cynth ..... as Dan Akroyd?


djm

[Cynth]

Dan Akroyd does Cynth .... er .... Julia Child ... as Cynth ..... as Dan Akroyd?


djm

Well, I know Julia Child isn't really available now, so I guess Dan Aykroyd would do in a pinch. I haven't actually seen that skit. It sounds funny. I'm not seeing the picture you posted, but I couldn't find one from another source.

[djm]

Not sure why you can't see the picture. Its in your quote, as well. It was, indeed, a classic skit from SNL. Julia (Akroyd as a Canadian in drag) is showing how to dress a bird when the knife slips and she cuts her finger, but in true SNL fashion, she hasn't just "cut the little dickens", she is spurting blood in geysers several feet into the air, but remaining in character throughout, meaning no foul language, and no showing of temper, even though a tinge of panic creeps into her voice as the geyser shows no signs of abating.

djm

[Walden]

surely you know what happens when you post a live link to a pic on Fortune Cities

[Scott McCallister]

Who would you cast as:

Yourself?

Naomi Watts

She was really good in Huckabees.

She was good in Tank Girl too!

I think I would have to go with Marty Feldman. Though once upon a time I was told a lot that I looked like John Cusak. or was that Joan Cusak?

hmmm.

[dubhlinn]

I recall a discussion, of sorts, about a C+F Soap Opera.

Might have been before Tylers time on the Chiff.

Slan,
D.

The hot pants must have got lost in the post....

[Wanderer]

Not sure why you can't see the picture. Its in your quote, as well.

djm

Anti-hotlinking technology..something else shows instead.

[WyoBadger]

I think James Brown would be the natural choice for Dale (as soon as he's finished with his role as Karl Jung)

Steven Seagal as Loren.

Red Green as Weekenders.

Anthony Hopkins as Jim Stone.