Mighty Mouse!Tyler Morris wrote:In a battle between Chuck Norris and Mr. T, who would win?
Who would win...?
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Mighty Mouse couldn't even beat Nancy Reagan...what hope does he have versus the wonder twins of manliness?lenf wrote:Mighty Mouse!Tyler Morris wrote:In a battle between Chuck Norris and Mr. T, who would win?
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Have you filled out the Chiff and Fipple Financial Aid application? It is absolutely de rigeur if you are trying to pander a fiddle. Here's a copy; just fill in the blanks send it to National Educational Testing Services, Chiff and Fipple Division, Princeton, New Jersey.Lambchop wrote:What does dinner have to do with this, I ask you? You're changing the topic again!
Also, how are you two coming along on finding me a fiddle? Listen . . . I'm doing really well with my cardboard-and-yarn practice model . . . Geeeee Deeeeee Ayyyyyy EEEEEEEEE.
I think the real wool strings are what makes the difference.
Good thing you sent that pony, too, Gonzo! I was able to make a bow out of his tail . . .
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I should point out that this is an important question.gonzo914 wrote:If granted financial aid, will you invite gonzo and nano to your house and ply them with liquor? Yes _____ No _____ Jesus Christ, No! _____
Hint: ply me.
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Can I have some of what you were drinking yesterday please?gonzo914 wrote:Couldn't Chuck and this T guy just talk over their differences. It's much more manly to walk away from a fight, and I think Jesus would want them each to turn the other cheek because that's what he would do. You'd never see Jesus wearing cowboy boots or gold chains; he would give them to the poor. I'd like to see Chuck Norris walking on water or Mr. T feeding the multitudes with just one fish and a matzo cracker.
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Nanohedron wrote:I should point out that this is an important question.gonzo914 wrote:If granted financial aid, will you invite gonzo and nano to your house and ply them with liquor? Yes _____ No _____ Jesus Christ, No! _____
Hint: ply me.
Only if you promise to wear that luscious yellow t-shirt . . .
Thank you for mentioning that, Gonzo. The pony had been getting irritable . . .
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Poor gonzo -- he has nary a yellow t-shirt, let alone a luscious one. And hence, he shall not get plied.Lambchop wrote:Nanohedron wrote:I should point out that this is an important question.gonzo914 wrote:If granted financial aid, will you invite gonzo and nano to your house and ply them with liquor? Yes _____ No _____ Jesus Christ, No! _____
Hint: ply me.
Only if you promise to wear that luscious yellow t-shirt . . .
Thank you for mentioning that, Gonzo. The pony had been getting irritable . . .
This reminds me of an old saying --
It was either Chief Joseph or Franklin Pierce or maybe Paddy Moloney who said it; I can't remember which.I wept because I had no luscious yellow t-shirt until I met a man who had big drones.
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And yellow fringe
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Well if you'd stick around long enough....geeez! It's not our fault you always leave before Chuck gets to the miracles portion of his act. He always follows the asswhuppin portion of his act with miracles...duh!gonzo914 wrote:I'd like to see Chuck Norris walking on water...
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