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In a battle between Chuck Norris and Mr. T, who would win?

Chuck Norris
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Since Fridays seem to be rather dull around this time, and since I'm stuck in my office for sixteen hours today, I'm throwing this question out:

In a battle between Chuck Norris and Mr. T, who would win?
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Slow!

I got a couple of questions...

Are they both still alive. I hate betting on a dead man.

Battle of what? Fighting, eating...
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How about fighting WHILE eating? :D



and yes they're both still alive....
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Chuck Norris.

I've seen a good martial artist (and Chuck Norris is a very good martial artist) take down big guys more times than I can count.

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yup, Chuck

but if it was eating I'd go the other way.
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Chuck Norris!

Mr. T wouldn't even have time to pity him before one of his roundhouse kicks would send poor Mr. T into orbit.

I can see it before me:
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Actually how bout MR T's on a plane :lol:
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Mr T pities the fool who doesn't vote for Chuck
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C'mon, people. Everyone knows who wins. It's the promoters.
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Chuck Norris. He's a natural man.

You have to be careful about guys like Mr. T. Men only get flashy like that if they're covering up inadequacies.
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Hey, he could bling Chuck into submission.
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Actually, I think Chuck wouldn't take him on. He's above all that.
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I didn't vote because I don't think violence is the way to solve any problem, much less a manliness contest like this one. Couldn't Chuck and this T guy just talk over their differences. It's much more manly to walk away from a fight, and I think Jesus would want them each to turn the other cheek because that's what he would do. You'd never see Jesus wearing cowboy boots or gold chains; he would give them to the poor. I'd like to see Chuck Norris walking on water or Mr. T feeding the multitudes with just one fish and a matzo cracker.
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gonzo914 wrote:I didn't vote because I don't think violence is the way to solve any problem, much less a manliness contest like this one. Couldn't Chuck and this T guy just talk over their differences. It's much more manly to walk away from a fight, and I think Jesus would want them each to turn the other cheek because that's what he would do. You'd never see Jesus wearing cowboy boots or gold chains; he would give them to the poor. I'd like to see Chuck Norris walking on water or Mr. T feeding the multitudes with just one fish and a matzo cracker.
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What does dinner have to do with this, I ask you? You're changing the topic again!

Also, how are you two coming along on finding me a fiddle? Listen . . . I'm doing really well with my cardboard-and-yarn practice model . . . Geeeee Deeeeee Ayyyyyy EEEEEEEEE.

I think the real wool strings are what makes the difference.

Good thing you sent that pony, too, Gonzo! I was able to make a bow out of his tail . . .
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