A remarkable alliance
- SteveK
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Them Toad Suckers
How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin' them green toady frogs!
Suckin' them hop toads, suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them a leapy type, suckin' them flunkers.
Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog frogs sure make's 'em happy!
Them hugger mugger toad suckers, way down south,
Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth!
How to be a toad sucker, no way to duck it,
Get yourself a toad, rear back, and suck it!
-- Mason Williams
How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin' them green toady frogs!
Suckin' them hop toads, suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them a leapy type, suckin' them flunkers.
Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog frogs sure make's 'em happy!
Them hugger mugger toad suckers, way down south,
Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth!
How to be a toad sucker, no way to duck it,
Get yourself a toad, rear back, and suck it!
-- Mason Williams
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SteveK wrote:Them Toad Suckers
How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin' them green toady frogs!
Suckin' them hop toads, suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them a leapy type, suckin' them flunkers.
Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog frogs sure make's 'em happy!
Them hugger mugger toad suckers, way down south,
Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth!
How to be a toad sucker, no way to duck it,
Get yourself a toad, rear back, and suck it!
-- Mason Williams
Ahem...nothing like a good, upliftin' bit of poetry....
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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How to sex your toad?
This gives descriptions of male & female toads, common european variety.
This on the other hand, has a more practical approach.
This is much the same, but with hyperlinks.
Thank you Steve. Now I now how to sex my toad.
Now I just have to find a toad...
This gives descriptions of male & female toads, common european variety.
This on the other hand, has a more practical approach.
This is much the same, but with hyperlinks.
Thank you Steve. Now I now how to sex my toad.
Now I just have to find a toad...
Wizard needs whiskey, badly!
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I'll look for its nuptial pads. I lost a lot of girls in my youth by saying to them "Wanna come up and see my nuptial pad?" Can't think why...
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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Yep. Why change after 55 years?Cynth wrote: It might be better to remain in doubt about the sex.
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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When I was unable to drive due to my cast, I would occassionally find myself staring out the window at my beloved SUV, making little horn noises. Having read the above sexing method there can no longer be any doubt about it: I AM A TOAD!!!!Turn your hand so the toad is right-side up in relation to the ground. Use your middle finger to stroke or tickle the toad's belly. If the toad croaks, you have a male. If it does not, you've got a lady.
djm
I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.
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What kind of sense does this make? Male toads may croak when you stroke their bellies, but that doesn't mean anyone who makes a sound is a toad!! I guess what I'm saying is, and I don't want to know the answer, that you seem to have left out what was being done to your belly while you were looking out the window.djm wrote:When I was unable to drive due to my cast, I would occassionally find myself staring out the window at my beloved SUV, making little horn noises. Having read the above sexing method there can no longer be any doubt about it: I AM A TOAD!!!!Turn your hand so the toad is right-side up in relation to the ground. Use your middle finger to stroke or tickle the toad's belly. If the toad croaks, you have a male. If it does not, you've got a lady.
djm
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djm wrote:When I was unable to drive due to my cast, I would occassionally find myself staring out the window at my beloved SUV, making little horn noises. Having read the above sexing method there can no longer be any doubt about it: I AM A TOAD!!!!Turn your hand so the toad is right-side up in relation to the ground. Use your middle finger to stroke or tickle the toad's belly. If the toad croaks, you have a male. If it does not, you've got a lady.
djm
... little horn noises... now that's just plain funny!
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Toads be cool.
I hear that the latest scientific wisdom is to lump frogs and toads together, but as far as I'm concerned, they're plenty different.
I was once playing my flute outdoors during a work break, and a toad wandered by. He stopped and oriented himself (herself? I kept it all platonic, so I don't know to this day) to me, and appeared to be listening while he just sat there. Then he appeared to remember something -that he was out in the open and vulnerable to hungry things, likely- and continued on his quest and into better cover. I wager no frog would have such sensitivity.
I hear that the latest scientific wisdom is to lump frogs and toads together, but as far as I'm concerned, they're plenty different.
I was once playing my flute outdoors during a work break, and a toad wandered by. He stopped and oriented himself (herself? I kept it all platonic, so I don't know to this day) to me, and appeared to be listening while he just sat there. Then he appeared to remember something -that he was out in the open and vulnerable to hungry things, likely- and continued on his quest and into better cover. I wager no frog would have such sensitivity.
"If you take music out of this world, you will have nothing but a ball of fire." - Balochi musician
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I've just come out of my greenhouse. There was a very young toad messing around just where I wanted to plant my cucumbers so I lifted it gently out of the way and had a little word with it. My cat was in on all this too but she wasn't at all interested. I thought the compost heap would be a better location for the toad. Plenty of good toad grub lurking in there. Beats fighting wars any day!
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
I want a clever little song commemorating the relationship and perhaps the possible outcome.Congratulations wrote:On the contrary, I want pictures!izzarina wrote:I'm really not all that sure if I want to know if you do any toad-snogging, SteveSteveShaw wrote:I doubt whether any toad-snogging will ensue somehow. I will report back!
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A few years back we had a very dry summer with little rain.
A smart, brave little toad decided to take up residence in one of my elderly skye terrier's runs. I discovered him when I went to change the water in Moon's bowl and a little toad face was looking up at me. The next day, there it was again.
As the summer wore on, I realized that he was living in the run with the dog. If he wasn't in the bowl he was nearby and Moon seemed to like him. I could find him every day if I looked and I missed him when he finally left to follow his toad life when fall rains finally came. I missed him. I think Moon missed his little buddy too.
A smart, brave little toad decided to take up residence in one of my elderly skye terrier's runs. I discovered him when I went to change the water in Moon's bowl and a little toad face was looking up at me. The next day, there it was again.
As the summer wore on, I realized that he was living in the run with the dog. If he wasn't in the bowl he was nearby and Moon seemed to like him. I could find him every day if I looked and I missed him when he finally left to follow his toad life when fall rains finally came. I missed him. I think Moon missed his little buddy too.
"Let low-country intruder approach a cove
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
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I love a toad, s/he lives in the hillhyldemoer wrote:I want a clever little song commemorating the relationship and perhaps the possible outcome.Congratulations wrote:On the contrary, I want pictures!izzarina wrote: I'm really not all that sure if I want to know if you do any toad-snogging, Steve
"It does not bode," Mum says, "but ill."
But I do not care. Care not, do I:
For s/he is fair, with warty eye
And warty limb and warty snout.
If it's a Him or Her I doubt
My love will fade on such a trifle
As gender. Spade or hoe may stifle
Toadly lives and toadly haunts,
Toadly wives and husbands and aunts;
And daw may peck, and serpent swallow,
But sure as heck, I'm going to follow
My warted pet thro' thin and thick,
And if s/he should get unwell or get sick
I'll make up a little toad-healing pill
Of insects, our spittle, and aspergil
And s/he'll be fine, and then we'll dance
And I'll put him-or-her into my pants
Pocket so s/he can be snuggly and safe
While the both of us loll in sun, and stay if
Weather permits. Not that s/he'd care;
S/he's a toad, after all, and is normally bare
In conditions fine and conditions rude.
My toad is mine, and that is good.
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Say, I mentioned your toad to a friend and she wondered if you have a light on at the door. She says toads come to lighted areas because they find insects there. In other words..........it may not be you Steve, it might be the bugs.
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