Neither can I, but for me that's moot.missy wrote:I can't AFFORD to buy their tickets!!!!Nanohedron wrote: I don't have to buy tickets.
Three things you should never, ever do...
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When colleagues do this we put them in their desk drawer. That's usually enough to keep the noise down. If they are smart, they find them. If they are stupid, they ask "What happened to my mobile?"Martin Milner wrote:Get yourself nominated for a Darwin Award.
Leave your mobile (cell) phone on your office desk all day while attending meetings elsewhere in the building.
Incur the wrath of Milner when he's feeling sarky.
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think no one will find out
ask a woman when the baby's due unless you know for a fact that she isexpecting
think no one will find out
"Let low-country intruder approach a cove
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
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And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
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Never over-use exclamation marks and avoid cliches like the plague!!!flanum wrote:1. Never ever contradict yourself always!
2. Never ever use commas, which aren't necessary!
3. Never ever give advice!
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
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Watch it Steve, what goes around comes around.SteveShaw wrote:Never over-use exclamation marks and avoid cliches like the plague!!!flanum wrote:1. Never ever contradict yourself always!
2. Never ever use commas, which aren't necessary!
3. Never ever give advice!
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Paint your gonads with strawberry jam and bring on the dancing ants.Martin Milner wrote:Smear your tongue with honey and stick it in a beehive.
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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Watch lichen on your laptop on a crowded bus.
Watch lichen on your laptop on a crowded bus.
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And you don't get the Sainsburys own-brand fish finger jokes?Walden wrote:What? You don't get the Bluebell Ice Cream jokes?Martin Milner wrote:Use non-international brand names on an international forum when making jokes.
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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Well, it must be funny, because you look a little like the Gorton's Fisherman to me.SteveShaw wrote:And you don't get the Sainsburys own-brand fish finger jokes?Walden wrote:What? You don't get the Bluebell Ice Cream jokes?Martin Milner wrote:Use non-international brand names on an international forum when making jokes.
Reasonable person
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