Three things you should never, ever do...

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:10 am

I.D.10-t wrote: Ask your drill instructor where he got that pretty brown bonnet.

talasiga · Post by **talasiga** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:13 am

* Never ever use a whistle as a straw when dining on noodles.

* Never ever pee in a guitar when desperate on stage.

* Never ever oil your flute with coconut oil.

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:13 am

Get yourself nominated for a Darwin Award.

Leave your mobile (cell) phone on your office desk all day while attending meetings elsewhere in the building.

Incur the wrath of Milner when he's feeling sarky.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:36 am

•Tell Dale he sucks.

•Break your own nose by kicking yourself on a trampoline.

•Think you can substitute soy milk for "heavy cream" in cake recipes.

djm · Post by **djm** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:42 am

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
(da do doo dot n dee dat n dee dat dee etc...)

djm

avanutria · Post by **avanutria** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:49 am

Martin Milner wrote:Incur the wrath of Milner when he's feeling sarky.

Uh oh!

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:52 am

Never shut your own head in a car door (... ask my wife).

Never drink from the lip of the glass furthest away from your mouth.

Never check you watch while holding a boiling pot of pasta.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:09 am

Never poke a round object with a stick while asking, "Is that a hornet nest?" (A hiking buddy actually did this.

)

Never trust that the crust on top of a 6-foot-deep snowfield will hold your weight just because it held for the person in front of you.

Never give out someone's phone number without their permission.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:45 am

Never let a drunk guy sing on your sound system, even if he is the nephew of the bar owner.

Never set anything on top of your car "temporarily" to free your hands up while getting in.

Never buy a present early and hide it "someplace safe" until time to wrap it.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:49 am

Never say "never".

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:18 am

Nanohedron wrote:Never say "never".

Again?

Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:20 am

jsluder wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:Never say "never".
Again?

Ever.

Maybe.

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:34 am

Nanohedron wrote:
jsluder wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:Never say "never".
Again?
Ever.

Maybe.

...the Eagles touring again???

Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:36 am

Denny wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:
jsluder wrote: Again?
Ever.

Maybe.
...the Eagles touring again???

Let them do as they like. I don't have to buy tickets.

missy · Post by **missy** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:38 am

Nanohedron wrote: I don't have to buy tickets.

I can't AFFORD to buy their tickets!!!!