You Know You're Gettin' Old When...
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You Know You're Gettin' Old When...
...you have to wear reading glasses to ensure a decent shave.
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"If you take music out of this world, you will have nothing but a ball of fire." - Balochi musician
Re: You Know You're Gettin' Old When...
OMG!!! You still look?Nanohedron wrote:...you have to wear reading glasses to ensure a decent shave.
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...you lean over on to one buttock to f*rt and some "helpful" person pushes you upright again.
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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Re: You Know You're Gettin' Old When...
Maybe this is "oversharing", but I shave with my cordless electric razor, while sitting on the toilet (top down), eyes shut, humming one of my favorite shaving ditties.Denny wrote:OMG!!! You still look?Nanohedron wrote:...you have to wear reading glasses to ensure a decent shave.
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Garrison Keillor, in his radio monologues likes to talk about Minnesota bachelor farmers and their sometimes strange behaviors. Some of those behaviors don't seem so strange to me anymore. Without a woman in the house to keep you on a more conventional course, it is easy to go slightly adrift.
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ROTFLMAO!!Wombat wrote:.... you lean over onto one buttock to f*rt and some 'helpful' doctor pronounces you dead.
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
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Re: You Know You're Gettin' Old When...
Well, Doug, since you've already veered significantly from the straight and narrow, how about telling us what some of those favorite shaving ditties are? Like "She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain"---now that would work and your chin could be the mountain! It seems like you could get carried away and injure yourself---I was thinking "Oklahoma" and the shaver could be the wind sweeping down the plain of your whiskers, but a person might get over-enthusiastic and end up without a chin or something.Doug_Tipple wrote:Maybe this is "oversharing", but I shave with my cordless electric razor, while sitting on the toilet (top down), eyes shut, humming one of my favorite shaving ditties.Denny wrote:OMG!!! You still look?Nanohedron wrote:...you have to wear reading glasses to ensure a decent shave.
*sigh*
Garrison Keillor, in his radio monologues likes to talk about Minnesota bachelor farmers and their sometimes strange behaviors. Some of those behaviors don't seem so strange to me anymore. Without a woman in the house to keep you on a more conventional course, it is easy to go slightly adrift.
Diligentia maximum etiam mediocris ingeni subsidium. ~ Diligence is a very great help even to a mediocre intelligence.----Seneca
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Re: You Know You're Gettin' Old When...
...you refer to Hanson's music as "this mod stuff."Nanohedron wrote:You Know You're Gettin' Old When...
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