Redneck Hillbilly Winter Olympics
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Redneck Hillbilly Winter Olympics
My brother teaches high school art and sent me this list of contests his students came up with for a "Hillbilly Olympics". Unfortunately I only have the list of events. These were the captions that went under the pictures they drew of their "games". Whoever came up with the six pack symbol - should get an A for the class.
I haven't decided my favorite yet- I'm torn between the girlfriend jump and riding the recliner on wheels.
Redneck Hillbilly Winter Olympic Games
Symbol is 6 pack plastic rings
1.Ride the shovel down a steep hill
2.Snowball fight
3.Moonshine chuggin’ contest
4.Pickled egg eatin’ contest (how many can you eat?)
5.Catch snow is a tin can contest (how many flakes can you catch?)
6.Drunk wrestlin’ after dark
7.The electric fish toss
8.Plaid T-Shirt –A Thon
9.Toss a squirrel contest
10.Whack a possum with a stick
11.Snow eatin’ contest
12.Country Music throwdown
13.Lawnmower pull
14.Pitch Fork Throw
15.Spitin’ Contest
16.Tire Fight (opponents throw old tires at each other and try to knock the other guy down)
17.Washer Slide (see who can slide an old washer down a hill the furthest)
18.Frozen Cow Patty Disc Throw
19.Cow Tippin’ Contest
20.Squirrel Chasin’ Contest
21.Banjo Tossin’ Contest
22.Biggest Explosion Contest
23.Cock Fightin’
24.Most Missin’ Teeth Contest
25.Drunk Banjo Pickin’ Contest
26.Hittin’ Rocks Contest (person rides wagon down hill into a pile of big rocks)
27.Rock Throwin’ Contest
28.Ride On a Goat Contest
29.The False Teeth Throw Contest
30.Inner Tube Race down a big hill contest
31.Chicken Egg Bowlin’ Contest
32.Man vs Tractor Pull on Ice Contest
33.Rope the Polar Bear Contest (you’re the winner if you survive)
34.Car hood Sleddin’
35.Lawnmower Sleddin’
36.Ice Fishin’ for Badgers
37.Penguin Sledding (ride on a penguin’s back as they slide down a hill)
38.Rockin’ Chair Race
39.Whack a Beaver hangin’ from a tree
40.Squirrel Hockey
41.Penguin Ropin’
42.Spittin’ in the Snow Contest
43.Moped Back-flip Contest
44.Keg Barrel Rollin’ Contest
45.Catch the Beaver and skin it Contest
46.Cut a tree down and make fire Contest
47.Beer Keg Toss Contest
48.Shoot Fish in a Pond Contest
49.Door sleighin’ (take the front door off your house and ride it down the snowy hill)
50.Snowman Huntin’
51.Hot Cocoa Chuggin’ Competition
52.Girlfriend Jumpin’ (contest skis down mountain and jumps over girlfriend standing at the bottom of the hill)
53.Ride a Walrus Contest
54.Bobbin’ for really Big Gold Belt Buckles
55.Redneck Debate Team (topic: Ford or Chevy?)
56.Cow Fights
57.Teeth Grindin’ Contest
58.Slushie drinkin’ contest: (first to die wins)
59.Cat Toss Contest
60.Bull Ridin’ on Ice Contest
61.Icy Tree Climbin’ Contest
62.Nascar on Ice
63.Campin’ Out for Gretchen Wilson Concert in the Winter Time Contest
64.Find the Pig in the Snowdrift Contest
65.Hide the Still before the Law Comes Contest
66.Hide in the Snow Contest
67.Road Kill Hockey
68.Recliner on Wheels Downhill Race
I haven't decided my favorite yet- I'm torn between the girlfriend jump and riding the recliner on wheels.
Redneck Hillbilly Winter Olympic Games
Symbol is 6 pack plastic rings
1.Ride the shovel down a steep hill
2.Snowball fight
3.Moonshine chuggin’ contest
4.Pickled egg eatin’ contest (how many can you eat?)
5.Catch snow is a tin can contest (how many flakes can you catch?)
6.Drunk wrestlin’ after dark
7.The electric fish toss
8.Plaid T-Shirt –A Thon
9.Toss a squirrel contest
10.Whack a possum with a stick
11.Snow eatin’ contest
12.Country Music throwdown
13.Lawnmower pull
14.Pitch Fork Throw
15.Spitin’ Contest
16.Tire Fight (opponents throw old tires at each other and try to knock the other guy down)
17.Washer Slide (see who can slide an old washer down a hill the furthest)
18.Frozen Cow Patty Disc Throw
19.Cow Tippin’ Contest
20.Squirrel Chasin’ Contest
21.Banjo Tossin’ Contest
22.Biggest Explosion Contest
23.Cock Fightin’
24.Most Missin’ Teeth Contest
25.Drunk Banjo Pickin’ Contest
26.Hittin’ Rocks Contest (person rides wagon down hill into a pile of big rocks)
27.Rock Throwin’ Contest
28.Ride On a Goat Contest
29.The False Teeth Throw Contest
30.Inner Tube Race down a big hill contest
31.Chicken Egg Bowlin’ Contest
32.Man vs Tractor Pull on Ice Contest
33.Rope the Polar Bear Contest (you’re the winner if you survive)
34.Car hood Sleddin’
35.Lawnmower Sleddin’
36.Ice Fishin’ for Badgers
37.Penguin Sledding (ride on a penguin’s back as they slide down a hill)
38.Rockin’ Chair Race
39.Whack a Beaver hangin’ from a tree
40.Squirrel Hockey
41.Penguin Ropin’
42.Spittin’ in the Snow Contest
43.Moped Back-flip Contest
44.Keg Barrel Rollin’ Contest
45.Catch the Beaver and skin it Contest
46.Cut a tree down and make fire Contest
47.Beer Keg Toss Contest
48.Shoot Fish in a Pond Contest
49.Door sleighin’ (take the front door off your house and ride it down the snowy hill)
50.Snowman Huntin’
51.Hot Cocoa Chuggin’ Competition
52.Girlfriend Jumpin’ (contest skis down mountain and jumps over girlfriend standing at the bottom of the hill)
53.Ride a Walrus Contest
54.Bobbin’ for really Big Gold Belt Buckles
55.Redneck Debate Team (topic: Ford or Chevy?)
56.Cow Fights
57.Teeth Grindin’ Contest
58.Slushie drinkin’ contest: (first to die wins)
59.Cat Toss Contest
60.Bull Ridin’ on Ice Contest
61.Icy Tree Climbin’ Contest
62.Nascar on Ice
63.Campin’ Out for Gretchen Wilson Concert in the Winter Time Contest
64.Find the Pig in the Snowdrift Contest
65.Hide the Still before the Law Comes Contest
66.Hide in the Snow Contest
67.Road Kill Hockey
68.Recliner on Wheels Downhill Race
"Let low-country intruder approach a cove
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
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Art Linkletter coined the phrase and he was right-
Kids say the darndest things.
But I'm whinin' to him, because I was to see the art work that went with these.
Kids say the darndest things.
But I'm whinin' to him, because I was to see the art work that went with these.
"Let low-country intruder approach a cove
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
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Jeff Foxworthy did a bit years ago about Redneck Olympics when the Summer Games were in Atlanta. My favorite part was the bit about the guys in the parking lot shooting the ceremonial doves!
(Sorry, Cran....I would never shoot them myself either but it was very funny)
(Sorry, Cran....I would never shoot them myself either but it was very funny)
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No bronze medal for you then!Cranberry wrote:I could not and would not whack a possum with a stick; likewise I would never tip over a cow or toss or chase a squirrel, or fight cocks.
Cowtime, (ROTFLMAO) you just made my whole day!!!
Thanks!
I gotta send this to a bunch of folks at the office here!
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and the heavyweight version...missy wrote:DH says y'all forgot one:
12 oz. Curls
40 oz. Curling!
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They left out "Sail Kitties," too. There's a cat tossin' contest, but it's not the same thing. Sail kitties are to cat tossing as the discus is to the shotput -- a good sail kitty will go lots farther.
Crazy for the blue white and red
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Crazy for the blue white red and yellow
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Crazy for the blue white red and yellow
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Sail dogs go farther then sail kitties.......gonzo914 wrote:They left out "Sail Kitties," too. There's a cat tossin' contest, but it's not the same thing. Sail kitties are to cat tossing as the discus is to the shotput -- a good sail kitty will go lots farther.
Just don't try sail skunk!!!
( a dear friend and great storyteller, who passed away 2 years ago, had a wonderful story concerning "Sail Dogs".... RIP Chuck Larkin)
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WeeeeeeeHawwwwwww!
An if'n it don't snow none, we've got the 'hind of the 4X4 ski in the mud competition!
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_mud_ski.htm
An if'n it don't snow none, we've got the 'hind of the 4X4 ski in the mud competition!
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_mud_ski.htm
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