YESSS! WE ARE MEN!!

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:49 am

AND THIS IS OUR SONG!!!

sigh...

http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/pit/1395/mansong.wav

Charlene · Post by **Charlene** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:00 am

Couldn't get the song to play - it said the server was either offline or too busy.

How about the Man's Prayer from the Canadian TV show "Red Green"

I'm a man.
But I can change.
If I have to.
I guess.

http://www.redgreen.com/

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:09 am

Charlene wrote:Couldn't get the song to play - it said the server was either offline or too busy.

How about the Man's Prayer from the Canadian TV show "Red Green"

I'm a man.
But I can change.
If I have to.
I guess.

http://www.redgreen.com/

try this link, same thing.

http://www.planetstg.com/members/audio/mansong.wav

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:12 am

... just about says it all, don't it?

missy · Post by **missy** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:15 am

unfortunately, I can't listen to anything here at work (docking station won't allow me to put headphones on my computer), but are you talking about THIS song:

The Man Song
by Sean Morey

I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.

What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.

And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!

djm · Post by **djm** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:46 am

Yep, that's the one, Missy.

djm

Charlene · Post by **Charlene** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:51 am

Thank you Amar - that worked. Cute.

missy · Post by **missy** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:53 am

Sean also did "the Woman Song" - but I can't find the lyrics on the net.....

I always loved his "Orange Barrels" song.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:01 am

I don't like it.

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:03 am

missy wrote:Sean also did "the Woman Song" - but I can't find the lyrics on the net.....

I always loved his "Orange Barrels" song.

the woman song!!
http://www.yadamnfool.com/media/womansong.mp3

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:37 am

Cranberry wrote:I don't like it.

Me either. I didn't know he did Orange Barrels. A true classic.

mcfeeley · Post by **mcfeeley** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:11 pm

amar wrote:AND THIS IS OUR SONG!!!

sigh...

Maybe someone could put this one into song form . . .

Puts on asbestos suit, ducks and runs . . .

------------------[snip!]----------------------

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple
creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
room because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
The occasional well-rendered belch is expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and
neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes. One color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. ! You can "do" your
nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing
a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.

You don't freak-out when you go to a party and see another man wearing
the same shirt, instead you become buddies.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:18 pm

mcfeeley wrote:
amar wrote:AND THIS IS OUR SONG!!!

sigh...
Maybe someone could put this one into song form . . .

Puts on asbestos suit, ducks and runs . . .

------------------[snip!]----------------------

http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?t=37035

oleorezinator · Post by **oleorezinator** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:23 pm

i thought we were devo ....... They tell us that
We lost our tails
Evolving up
From little snails
I say it’s all
Just wind in sails
Are we not men?
We are devo!
We’re pinheads now
We are not whole
We’re pinheads all
Jocko homo
Are we not men?
D-e-v-o
Monkey men all
In business suit
Teachers and critics
All dance the poot
Are we not men?
We are devo!
Are we not men?
D-e-v-o
God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We’re all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape
Talk like an ape
I can do what a monkey can do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue
We must repeat
O.k. let’s go!

oleorezinator · Post by **oleorezinator** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:32 pm

Men
Written by Martin Mull and Steve Martin

(Group of men singing in the background)
Men, men, men, men,
Men, men, men, men...

It's great to be on a ship with men
And sail across the sea-o,
We don't know where we'll land or when,
But it's great to be with men.
(It's great to be with men)

'Cause men can sweat and men can stink
And no one seems to care-o,
We'll throw the dishes in the sink
And clog the drain with hair-o
(And clog the drain with hair-o)

Men, men, men,
It's a ship all filled with men,
So batten down the ladies' room,
There's no one here but men!
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

There's men above and men below
And men down in the galley,
There's Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
And one guy we call Sally!
(and one guy we call Sally!)

Men, men, men,
It's a ship all filled with men,
You'll never have to lift the seat,
There's no one here but men!

Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

We're men and friends until the end
And none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds
And blow each other kissies!
(and blow each other kissies!)

Men, men, men,
It's a ship all filled with men,
So throw your rubbers overboard,
There's no one here but men!

Amen (pronounced "Ahhhhh, men!")

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