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" The truth about Hamelin. Dale wisely reveals all."
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Tell us something.: I've picked up the tinwhistle again after several years, and have recently purchased a Chieftain v5 from Kerry Whistles that I cannot wait to get (why can't we beam stuff yet, come on Captain Kirk, get me my Low D!)
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"Chiff and Fipple founder Dale Wisely eaten by rabid fipple."
“First lesson: money is not wealth; Second lesson: experiences are more valuable than possessions; Third lesson: by the time you arrive at your goal it’s never what you imagined it would be so learn to enjoy the process” - unknown
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"Chiff and Fipple Takes Credit for Lost Mozart Manuscript."
Happy Birthday, Wolfgang!
“First lesson: money is not wealth; Second lesson: experiences are more valuable than possessions; Third lesson: by the time you arrive at your goal it’s never what you imagined it would be so learn to enjoy the process” - unknown
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"The Dead Walk the Earth, Chiff and Fipple Humanity's Last Hope!"
“First lesson: money is not wealth; Second lesson: experiences are more valuable than possessions; Third lesson: by the time you arrive at your goal it’s never what you imagined it would be so learn to enjoy the process” - unknown
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Chiff and Fipple to rebuild New Oreleans levee's out of Serpent Dreadnoughts.
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"Chiff & Fipple Delares Photos Taken With Jack Abramoff 'Irrelevant'"

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Newly Discovered Map Casts Doubt on Chiff & Fipple Claim to Be "Just Joshing" about World Domination
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Tyler Morris wrote:"Chiff and Fipple Takes Credit for Lost Mozart Manuscript."
Happy Birthday, Wolfgang!
"Chiff and Fipple accused in Mozart's drinking habits."


Many happy returns too Wolfy, although you're dead.
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Elvis Hiding in Chiff and Fipple Whistle Repository.

Birmingham Alabama: Elvis is alive and has been living in a medium sized vault in the home of the Undisputed King of Internet Tin Whistle journalism, Dale Wisely, since shortly after his staged death. He was found by a maid who had stolen the combination and snuck in, thinking Wisely was hiding something of actual value.

The maid, Ms. Fifi Beaufemme, reportedly found the King sitting on a low stool in the corner, playing 'Love Me Tender' on an Overton low D.

"He was really, really good," she said, "and much thinner than I expected."

Wisley, when questioned by reporters, said only that Elvis had taken the Atkins thing to heart.

Upon discovery, Elvis left the building, taking only the Overton and a Sindt high D. It is unknown where he will go next, but Wisely suggested people not miss the premier of 'King of the Dance' opening in Huntsville in March.
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Chiff and Fipple: Unfair and Unbalanced
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"Face on Mars Thought to be that of Dale Wisely, Founder of Chiff and Fipple!"
From the Weekly World News sister publication.
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Chiff & Fipple, Hedging its Bets, Made Secret Campaign Contributions to Left-Hand Pointing
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CHIFF AND FIPPLE: Guilty Pleasures revisited (confessional)
I then came home, and went whistling all over the house, much pleased with my whistle, but disturbing all the family.

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Sonogram shocker: Brangelina baby playing Burke narrow-bore composite in utero!
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Chiff & Fipple Researchers Find Whistling Reduces Your Risk of Cancer
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