Yawining, ....is little like sexual climax ???

amar · Post by **amar** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:35 pm

yawning does feel nice, but it doesn't really do it for me down south.

Tommy · Post by **Tommy** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:41 pm

Cynth wrote:Okay, we've got "yawining", "yawning", and "yawanning" so far. Hope I haven't missed any other variants.

What are variants? Are they any in C&F? What do they look like? Are they better than yoannning?

amar · Post by **amar** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:43 pm

here's a variant: gähnen

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:44 pm

Yanni-ing. There's a yawn if ever I heard one.

Chiffed · Post by **Chiffed** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:13 pm

Tommy wrote:So what kind of vibrato should be used when yawanning, and should only the consonants or vowels be bent.? Crans, rolls, ect............... What should non smokers do at the end? Protocols for newbies?

No consonants at all - more like a vowel-movement.

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:10 am

Chiffed wrote:
Tommy wrote:So what kind of vibrato should be used when yawanning, and should only the consonants or vowels be bent.? Crans, rolls, ect............... What should non smokers do at the end? Protocols for newbies?
No consonants at all - more like a vowel-movement.

*rimshot*

Chiffed · Post by **Chiffed** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:57 pm

I used to have two jokes, but I forgot one.

MarkB · Post by **MarkB** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:34 am

I heard that Yanni-ing is what happens to some women when they play his records or see him in person, for me, he makes me yawn!

MarkB

Henkersbraut · Post by **Henkersbraut** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:59 am

amar wrote:yawning does feel nice, but it doesn't really do it for me down south.

Ditto. I just sort of climaxed ten times the last minute without really enjoying it THAT much

I need more coffee (anti-aphrodisiac, anyone?)

thirdfipple · Post by **thirdfipple** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:17 pm

Interestingly you can make another person yawn...by yawning. You make the monkeys in a zoo or your dog yawn....yawn while looking at them, it will often induce yawning in the onlooker. Scientist have not figured out the mechanism or the advantage.

Back to the thesis, I have managed to make an entire classroom of sophomores yawn during a lecture...but a roomful of orgasms??!!

Although my student evaluations would probably go up...hhhhhhhmmmm

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:37 pm

thirdfipple wrote:Interestingly you can make another person yawn...by yawning.

The technical term for this is 'yawning together.'

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:54 am

Wombat wrote:
thirdfipple wrote:Interestingly you can make another person yawn...by yawning.
The technical term for this is 'yawning together.'

Or "making yawn"...

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:55 am

Henkersbraut wrote:[anti-aphrodisiac, anyone?

Gotcha covered.

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Yawining, ....is little like sexual climax ???

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