Help. I've been accosted.
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Help. I've been accosted.
What I really like is the opening sentence of this scam email.
Dale
Hello,
I wish to accost you with a request that would be of immense
benefit to both of us. Being an executor of wills, it is possible that
we may be tempted to make fortune out of our client's situations, when
we cannot help it, or left with no better option. The issue I am
presenting to you is a case of my client who willed a fortune to his
next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he and his next-of-kin died
on the same day the 31st October 1999 in an Egyptian airline 990 with
other passengers on board. You can confirm this from the website below
which was published by BBC WORLD NEWS.
WEBSITE.
http://news.bbc.co.
uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm.
I am now faced with confusion of
who to pass the fortune to.
According to the English law, the fortune
is supposed to be bequeathed to the government,if nobody comes forward
as the next of kin within seven years of the demise of the benefactor
of the will. My purpose of contacting you is to seek your acting as the
beneficiary of the will, and lay claim to the legacy of $7million,
which my deceased client bequeathed to his next-of-kin. For now, I
alone know about his will, as my client had great confidence in me.
Everything will be left between you and I. The share would be 25% for
you and 75% for me. I would want to give a huge part of my share to the
tsunami victims,
as this is my primary objective. All I have to do is
amend the will or add a codicil to make you the beneficiary to the
$7million legacy.
Again, I feel that you may apprehensive and consider
this amount too big for you to defend. It does not matter, as there are
documents to back it up.
This is a legacy being passed on to a next-of-
kin. As I am not very sure of getting your consent on the issue I
prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being
disbarred. The English Bar considers it a breach of the oath of the
English Bar. I need not emphasize to you that the sensitivity of this
issue need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality. I
therefore appeal to you not discuss this request with anybody, even if
you decline my request.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours truly
Stephen Ayling.
Dale
Hello,
I wish to accost you with a request that would be of immense
benefit to both of us. Being an executor of wills, it is possible that
we may be tempted to make fortune out of our client's situations, when
we cannot help it, or left with no better option. The issue I am
presenting to you is a case of my client who willed a fortune to his
next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he and his next-of-kin died
on the same day the 31st October 1999 in an Egyptian airline 990 with
other passengers on board. You can confirm this from the website below
which was published by BBC WORLD NEWS.
WEBSITE.
http://news.bbc.co.
uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm.
I am now faced with confusion of
who to pass the fortune to.
According to the English law, the fortune
is supposed to be bequeathed to the government,if nobody comes forward
as the next of kin within seven years of the demise of the benefactor
of the will. My purpose of contacting you is to seek your acting as the
beneficiary of the will, and lay claim to the legacy of $7million,
which my deceased client bequeathed to his next-of-kin. For now, I
alone know about his will, as my client had great confidence in me.
Everything will be left between you and I. The share would be 25% for
you and 75% for me. I would want to give a huge part of my share to the
tsunami victims,
as this is my primary objective. All I have to do is
amend the will or add a codicil to make you the beneficiary to the
$7million legacy.
Again, I feel that you may apprehensive and consider
this amount too big for you to defend. It does not matter, as there are
documents to back it up.
This is a legacy being passed on to a next-of-
kin. As I am not very sure of getting your consent on the issue I
prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being
disbarred. The English Bar considers it a breach of the oath of the
English Bar. I need not emphasize to you that the sensitivity of this
issue need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality. I
therefore appeal to you not discuss this request with anybody, even if
you decline my request.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours truly
Stephen Ayling.
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Re: Help. I've been accosted.
You're in trouble, Dale. You might suffer the same consequences as those who refuse to send on chain letters!DaleWisely wrote:I therefore appeal to you not discuss this request with anybody, even if you decline my request.
Susan
I have been accosted by Mr. Ayling in his previous capacity as a bank manager.
That must have been before he took the oath of the English Bar to join the English Bar. The very same English Bar from which he may be disbarred if he breaks the oath of the English Bar.
Mukade
That must have been before he took the oath of the English Bar to join the English Bar. The very same English Bar from which he may be disbarred if he breaks the oath of the English Bar.
Mukade
'The people who play the flat pipes usually have more peace of mind. I like that.'
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Better than what? This is pretty much the standard 419 scam.Dazzle1 wrote:Well a better class of scam
Wonder what the stinger is
http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/
The stinger is, once they get you talking to them, they ask for your
bank account number so they can transfer the $$$. Then they clean
you out. Often, they try to get you to wire them some cash first, for
"processing fees".
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Re: Help. I've been accosted.
He has toyed with the sensitivity of this issue by neglecting its confidentiality. For shame.susnfx wrote:You're in trouble, Dale. You might suffer the same consequences as those who refuse to send on chain letters!DaleWisely wrote:I therefore appeal to you not discuss this request with anybody, even if you decline my request.
Susan
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Re: Help. I've been accosted.
Now there's some Ayling syntax for you.DaleWisely wrote: "...Being an executor of wills, it is possible that
we may be tempted to make fortune out of our client's situations..."
Oh, of course he does. *snicker*"....The share would be 25% for you and 75% for me. I would want to give a huge part of my share to the tsunami victims...."
...uh, that would be, "chid."Mr. Ayling will be so disappointed with me. For this, I should be chided.
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Re: Help. I've been accosted.
Dear Stephen,
You seem like an intelligent man. Surely you've found a "better option" than you and I making a fortune. Although, I must say, making a fortune is tempting....
This accident happened on October 31st? HALLOWEEN??? Dude, this deal is totally jinxed.
Ok, well, with all due respect, people are ALWAYS asking me to do this kind of thing. Mostly by email. From Nigeria. I'm tired of getting ripped off. The last time I acted as a beneficiary of a will from a complete zillionaire stranger that died in a plane crash, or was murdered by rebels, or eaten by lions, or whatever the hell it was, I ended up with only 2.75 million dollars, instead of the 2.95 million I was promised. So, you'll have to forgive me if I'm a little suspicious. Even kinda paranoid. Are you working for the FBI? Pepsico, Inc.? The Republican Party? ARE YOU READING MY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW??? Let's test: What number am I thinking of right now?
Give up?
I'M THINKING OF 2.95 MILLION DOLLARS!!
...and, if it's okay with you, a whole bunch of people who read a music message board. Don't worry. I can vouch for them.
YES! I KNEW I was right when I had you pegged as a good guy.
So, let me know where I can send all my highly sensitive bank account information so you can whiz me the money. And listen, do me a favor and keep my private banking information confidential, ok?
Your future business partner,
Dale
Thank you for accosting me. I always hope that something good will come out of being accosted. Perhaps something like, as you say, "immense benefit."Hello,
I wish to accost you with a request that would be of immense
benefit to both of us.
Being an executor of wills, it is possible that
we may be tempted to make fortune out of our client's situations, when
we cannot help it, or left with no better option.
You seem like an intelligent man. Surely you've found a "better option" than you and I making a fortune. Although, I must say, making a fortune is tempting....
The issue I am presenting to you is a case of my client who willed a fortune to his next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he and his next-of-kin died on the same day the 31st October 1999 in an Egyptian airline 990 with other passengers on board.
This accident happened on October 31st? HALLOWEEN??? Dude, this deal is totally jinxed.
I HATE it when that happens. How can you enjoy a fortune when you're, like, all confused about it who to pass it to? We've all been there, Stephen.I am now faced with confusion of who to pass the fortune to.
Look, here's a little piece of advice for you: FORGET English law. Those guys don't even carry guns! What are they going to do, disapprove of us if we break the law?According to the English law, the fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government,if nobody comes forward as the next of kin within seven years of the demise of the benefactor of the will.
My purpose of contacting you is to seek your acting as the beneficiary of the will, and lay claim to the legacy of $7million, which my deceased client bequeathed to his next-of-kin.
Ok, well, with all due respect, people are ALWAYS asking me to do this kind of thing. Mostly by email. From Nigeria. I'm tired of getting ripped off. The last time I acted as a beneficiary of a will from a complete zillionaire stranger that died in a plane crash, or was murdered by rebels, or eaten by lions, or whatever the hell it was, I ended up with only 2.75 million dollars, instead of the 2.95 million I was promised. So, you'll have to forgive me if I'm a little suspicious. Even kinda paranoid. Are you working for the FBI? Pepsico, Inc.? The Republican Party? ARE YOU READING MY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW??? Let's test: What number am I thinking of right now?
Give up?
I'M THINKING OF 2.95 MILLION DOLLARS!!
SUCKER!!For now, I alone know about his will, as my client had great confidence in me.
Everything will be left between you and I.
...and, if it's okay with you, a whole bunch of people who read a music message board. Don't worry. I can vouch for them.
The share would be 25% for you and 75% for me. I would want to give a huge part of my share to the tsunami victims, as this is my primary objective.
YES! I KNEW I was right when I had you pegged as a good guy.
Easy. So, easy. Dude, I am totally on-board.All I have to do is amend the will or add a codicil to make you the beneficiary to the $7million legacy.
Nah, listen: That's not gonna be a problem.Again, I feel that you may apprehensive and consider
this amount too big for you to defend.
Maybe it would have been a good idea to go ahead and emphasize that part because I've kinda let the cat out of the bag. Sorry for the whole toying-with-it thing. It's just that I'm KINDA feeling a little giddy already!I need not emphasize to you that the sensitivity of this
issue need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality.
So, let me know where I can send all my highly sensitive bank account information so you can whiz me the money. And listen, do me a favor and keep my private banking information confidential, ok?
Your future business partner,
Dale