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Tak_the_whistler
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by Tak_the_whistler » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:44 am
Another game here. You state why, and then ask a following person the same question.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because of WhOA.
and so on. So, why did the chicken cross the road?
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Alcona
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by Alcona » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:47 am
A:To show the opossum it could be done.
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
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by peeplj » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:48 am
To prove to the armadillo it could be done.
Why did the armadillo cross the road?
--James
P.S. Alcona and I simulposted. Great minds think alike!
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by jbarter » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:10 am
peeplj wrote: Great minds think alike!
Small ones seldom differ.
I hope no-one double posts this with me.
May the joy of music be ever thine.
(BTW, my name is John)
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by Joseph E. Smith » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:34 am
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it didn't have a choice in the matter, thanks to a time honored and classic joke.
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by Alcona » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:40 am
P.S. Alcona and I simulposted. Great minds think alike!
Small ones seldom differ.
So, since our posts were alike yet differ.....
Average sounds ok to me
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by jsluder » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:49 am
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So Charlie Parker could have dinner (and a new nickname).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
GaryKelly
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by GaryKelly » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:09 am
To see his flat-mate
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"It might be a bit better to tune to one of my fiddle's open strings, like A, rather than asking me for an F#." - Martin Milner
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by missy » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:57 am
to prove to the:
turtle
skunk
possum
etc.
that it COULD be done
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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by djm » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:13 am
A: Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Q: Why does it hurt when I pee?
I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.
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by jsluder » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:33 am
djm wrote: A: Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Q: Why does it hurt when I pee?
A: Because you've got a chicken stapled to your punk rocker.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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by Joseph E. Smith » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:16 am
djm wrote:
Q: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Aaaaaah, vintage Zappa!
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by djm » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:31 am
JES wins! Not hard to see why they made you a moderator.
djm
I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.
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by Tommy » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:01 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road sounds like it needs an essay answer.
Perhaps, Bloomfield should take it. Or could you make it multiple choice or true-false?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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by jsluder » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:03 pm
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."