The Tao Te Chiff. New Translation by Dale Wisely.

Post by **Dale** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:33 pm

http://www.chiffandfipple.com/taotechiff.htm

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:57 pm

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:01 pm

To summarize:
The Source of All Things (aka Chiff or The Great Mother)
gives birth to the Source of All Things (aka Pure Drop, and also aka WhOA,)

Since The Source of All Things (SOAT) must be equivalent to itself, we can deduce that Chiff=Pure Drop=WhOA

This only makes sense(and not very much at that) if we conclude that Chiff=Everything.

Could Chiff=Quantum Foam? Is Chiff the missing key to the Theory of Everything? Is Chiff a superstring?
My mind is boggled. Could a boggle sub for a bodhran?

djm · Post by **djm** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:07 pm

Too long. Couldn't you add pictures or somefin'?

djm

FJohnSharp · Post by **FJohnSharp** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:07 pm

Listen carefully and you wiill hear the sound of one tipper tapping.

Post by **Dale** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:10 pm

djm wrote:Too long. Couldn't you add pictures or somefin'?

djm

No. Just wait for the video to come out.

susnfx · Post by **susnfx** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:14 pm

As someone who read every word from start to finish (apparently having as much time on her hands as Dale), I'm in awe. I'm thunderstruck. I'm confused. I'm freed. I'm laughing. I'm crying. I'm in desperate need of a drink.

Susan

Post by **Dale** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:16 pm

susnfx wrote:As someone who read every word from start to finish (apparently having as much time on her hands as Dale), I'm in awe. I'm thunderstruck. I'm confused. I'm freed. I'm laughing. I'm crying. I'm in desperate need of a drink.

Then my work here is done.

SteveK · Post by **SteveK** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:18 pm

When are you coming out with The Blue Chiff Record?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:22 pm

susnfx wrote:I'm in desperate need of a drink.

I hope you mean water!

FJohnSharp · Post by **FJohnSharp** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:41 pm

I, myself, would enjoy a Kama Chifftra.

Post by **Dale** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:52 pm

The Chiffra

Redwolf · Post by **Redwolf** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:35 pm

I...can't...breath...

Redwolf

Doug_Tipple · Post by **Doug_Tipple** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:37 pm

It reminds me of when I used to attend nudist/health/meditation camps. We would sit in the hot springs and chant until we got hungry for some more raw vegetables.

Post by **Dale** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:48 pm

djm wrote:Too long. Couldn't you add pictures or somefin'?

djm

Ok. Done.