A guy goes to the docs....

flanum · Post by **flanum** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:32 pm

A guy goes to the Doctors with a tomato in his ear, a banana in his nose and some beans on his head.

The guy says "Whats wrong with me?"

The doc says "Aha! youre not eating properly"!

amar · Post by **amar** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:34 pm

Scott McCallister · Post by **Scott McCallister** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:35 pm

A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says
"I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!"

flanum · Post by **flanum** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:44 pm

A fish swims into a wall and says "Damn!".

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:09 pm

A couple orders the "Chicken Surprise" at a Chinese restaurant. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid rises slightly. Two little eyes look around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He didn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.

Again, the lid rises. He sees two little eyes before it slams down. He calls the waiter over and demands an explanation.

"I'm sorry, I made a mistake," says the waiter. "I brought you Peeking Duck."

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:25 pm

slude dude!

I love it!

Unseen122 · Post by **Unseen122** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:22 pm

Peeking Duck

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:25 pm

I don't understand what's so funny.

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:35 pm

Cranberry wrote:I don't understand what's so funny.

...later...after you get over the chips, soda pop and candy bar thing!

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:31 pm

Cranberry wrote:I don't understand what's so funny.

Peking duck is a Chinese dish.

Best wishes,
Jerry

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:34 pm

Jerry Freeman wrote:
Cranberry wrote:I don't understand what's so funny.
Peking duck is a Chinese dish.

Best wishes,
Jerry

I thought the title "goes to the docs" might have something to do with peeking ducks, and I was so confused. Thank you.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:10 pm

These two guys walk into a bar... and you'd think the second guy would've seen it.

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:15 pm

jsluder wrote:A couple orders the "Chicken Surprise" at a Chinese restaurant. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid rises slightly. Two little eyes look around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He didn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.

Again, the lid rises. He sees two little eyes before it slams down. He calls the waiter over and demands an explanation.

"I'm sorry, I made a mistake," says the waiter. "I brought you Peeking Duck."

Utterly sublime.

Tyghress · Post by **Tyghress** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:40 pm

Cranberry wrote:
Jerry Freeman wrote:
Cranberry wrote:I don't understand what's so funny.
Peking duck is a Chinese dish.

Best wishes,
Jerry
I thought the title "goes to the docs" might have something to do with peeking ducks, and I was so confused. Thank you.

True story...I work in a vet's office inl a town with a high Eastern European immigrant population. Two of our vets have flocks of free range organic chickens. They sell their eggs to customers who might want them, and a lot of the local people know that farm fresh tastes far different than store bought eggs. There is a big sign in the office "Doc's Eggs For Sale"

So two days ago a lady saw the sign and asked if we had any. The only eggs were banty eggs...small compared to the standard but I brought them out and showed her what we could offer.

She said they didn't look like duck eggs and I corrected her and said they were banty chicken eggs. The woman loudly asked for DUCK eggs and I apologized and told her we only had chicken eggs...banties.

"So why you advertise duck eggs?" she said, pointing to the sign.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:03 pm

Tyghress wrote:
Cranberry wrote:
Jerry Freeman wrote: Peking duck is a Chinese dish.

Best wishes,
Jerry
I thought the title "goes to the docs" might have something to do with peeking ducks, and I was so confused. Thank you.
True story...I work in a vet's office inl a town with a high Eastern European immigrant population. Two of our vets have flocks of free range organic chickens. They sell their eggs to customers who might want them, and a lot of the local people know that farm fresh tastes far different than store bought eggs. There is a big sign in the office "Doc's Eggs For Sale"

So two days ago a lady saw the sign and asked if we had any. The only eggs were banty eggs...small compared to the standard but I brought them out and showed her what we could offer.

She said they didn't look like duck eggs and I corrected her and said they were banty chicken eggs. The woman loudly asked for DUCK eggs and I apologized and told her we only had chicken eggs...banties.

"So why you advertise duck eggs?" she said, pointing to the sign.

Duck eggs are big and blue, at least the ones I've seen were. I knew a man who had a turkey who incubated duck eggs, so the baby ducks thought they were turkeys their whole lives.