'you didn't tell me your dog was a Catholic!'

Miwokhill · Post by **Miwokhill** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:11 pm

So these 2 nuns were on a road trip through Europe and they were on their way south to Rome when they passed a sign that said Transylvania and one of the nuns said 'oh Transylvania, let's go have a look' so they turned down the road and were soon deep in the forest. Suddenly a vampire jumped out from behind a tree and leapt onto the hood of their car and clung to the windshield, complete with cape and appropriate vampire noises. The nuns were understandably startled and turned to each other in fear. 'What are we to do?' said one of the nuns to the other. The second nun replied 'Quick, turn on the windshield wipers and washer, that sould get him off.' This the other nun did but to no avail. 'Now what?' she said. 'Try splashing Holy Water on him' The nun got out some Holy Water and splashed it out the window onto the vampire but still he hung onto the window looking more scary than ever. 'What will we do?' the first nun exclaimed! 'Show him your cross' said the other nun. The first nun pulls to a stop, gets out and says to the vampire 'Get the **** off my car!!'

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:14 pm

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:37 pm

Nuns are so cool, especially little old lady ones.

buddhu · Post by **buddhu** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:39 am

"NUNS!!! Reverse! Reverse!" Father Jack

Reference point for the uninitiated: Father Ted

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:51 am

In the homeless shelter I stayed at in Washington there was a nun who was black. And she was middle-aged and really nice and (from what I remember) had all kinds of academic degrees and she didn't wear a black and white habit. For some reason up until that point, it never crossed my mind that all nuns weren't wrinkled up elderly white ladies named Sister Margaret.

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:50 am

They're not all black and white, I've seen blue ones round our way. I don't know what the different coloured habits indicate.

I was staggered back in my choirboy days to discover not all cassocks were black. This one is.

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:36 am

I didn't know Cossacks were black at all.

missy · Post by **missy** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:57 am

My gradeschool and high school had Notre Dame De Namor nuns. Between fourth and fifth grade was when they went from "habits" to "normal" clothes. We spent the entire summer speculating on what color hair each nun would have (if they even HAD any)!
The high school was next to the motherhouse (i.e. retirement center). We'd have some of the older nuns as teachers. Some that should have retired from teaching a LONG time ago. One was our 10th grade religion teacher that would go on and on and on about the evils of "sthexth" (she had a really bad lisp).

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:18 am

I am wondering, do bad Nuns have bad habits.

missy · Post by **missy** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:36 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:I am wondering, do bad Nuns have bad habits.

nah - they just have bigger clickers!!!
(anyone that knew Notre Dame nuns will understand this!)

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:30 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:I am wondering, do bad Nuns have bad habits.

Some of them have filthy habits Joseph.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:51 pm

Wombat wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:I am wondering, do bad Nuns have bad habits.
Some of them have filthy habits Joseph.

Don't tell amar!

amar · Post by **amar** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:01 pm

Cranberry wrote:
Wombat wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:I am wondering, do bad Nuns have bad habits.
Some of them have filthy habits Joseph.
Don't tell amar!

hey, i shower every day.

Redwolf · Post by **Redwolf** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:11 pm

Martin Milner wrote:They're not all black and white, I've seen blue ones round our way. I don't know what the different coloured habits indicate.

Different orders.

Martin Milner wrote:I was staggered back in my choirboy days to discover not all cassocks were black. This one is.

Our choir has dark red cassocks, and the choir of St. Patrick's, Dublin, has blue, I believe.

Personally, this being Santa Cruz, I think we ought to have tie-dye cassocks

Redwolf

Unseen122 · Post by **Unseen122** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:39 pm

amar wrote:
Cranberry wrote:
Wombat wrote: Some of them have filthy habits Joseph.
Don't tell amar!
hey, i shower every day.

Days that end in an F don't count.