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Yes, yes.... all we need now is our own theme music.buddhu wrote:Pod people clones... We gonna take over the world.Joseph E. Smith wrote:buddhu wrote: Don't worry, we found them...
Joseph, that pic is starting to freak me out...
Uncanny (and unintentional), but both of these photos have a lot in common... which makes them even more terrifying.
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I do have some beliefs.doogieman wrote:Mr. Wisely: Do you have any beliefs? If so, did anything or anyone ever influence you, or did you make it all up?
We can't confirm anyone who has been influenced by anyone or anything OR has had an original thought.
Someone did influence me.
I made some of it up, but not all.
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dwinterfield wrote:Mr. Wisely, I have many questions.
Because the job of Great and All Knowing Whistle Moderator is an appointment for all eternity, must look very carefully at your qualifications.
Can you provide to Committee with any examples of events in you life in which you actually demonstrated moderation?
Mr Wisely, do you believe all whistles are created equally? Is it the role of government to express preference for some groups of whistles over others?
What, Mr Wisely, is your position on tonguing? Should it be taught in schools? Is it as legitimate as slurring?
Mr Wisely, in your opinion is Intelligent Design a legitimate theory of the origin of the whistle?
Mr Wisely, as you know, there are some people in our society who have amassed vast quantities of whistles. Others have very few or only one whistle. What is the role of government in providing a more equal distribution of whistles?
Mr Wisely there are some who believe in strict interpetation of Irish music, that it should be played in the original manner and that whistlers should not develop new theories in a session.
Is WHOA a blessing or a curse?
As Great and All knowing Whistle Moderator you will be the public embodiment of whistledom. Is there anything in you past that might make you unfit for this role? For example have you ever used a whistle for something other than it's intended purpose? Have you ever mouthed a recorder?
Does this mean that man is evolved from whistles?
Good Luck to you Mr Wisely. Mr Chairman, I relinquish the remainder of my time.
Boy. You sure do.dwinterfield wrote:Mr. Wisely, I have many questions.
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Mr Wisely, have you recently received a blow to the head or an unscheduled dose of powerful medication...?
Strikes me, to borrow an observation from the Mr Bean movie, that you could use one, the other or both. Your behaviour is worryingly odd here.
My question, therefore, is: am I safe behind this sofa?
Strikes me, to borrow an observation from the Mr Bean movie, that you could use one, the other or both. Your behaviour is worryingly odd here.
My question, therefore, is: am I safe behind this sofa?
And whether the blood be highland, lowland or no.
And whether the skin be black or white as the snow.
Of kith and of kin we are one, be it right, be it wrong.
As long as our hearts beat true to the lilt of a song.
And whether the skin be black or white as the snow.
Of kith and of kin we are one, be it right, be it wrong.
As long as our hearts beat true to the lilt of a song.
Is that tobacco in your tinwhistle?
If so, was it grown in Columbia?
And do you feel more like you do right now than you did a while ago?
If so, was it grown in Columbia?
And do you feel more like you do right now than you did a while ago?
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which is least known--Montaigne
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
--Plato
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
--Plato