My Humps....

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:39 am

Cranberry wrote:
That's why I didn't say my last name (Q. Jones). I guess Dale Wisely, Jerry Freeman, Joseph E. Smith and others can't participate because everybody already knows their last names...

We know your full name. You're Cran Berry.

fearfaoin · Post by **fearfaoin** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:45 am

Cranberry wrote:I like the Black Eyed Peas' singer's voice a lot, but I don't like what she sings about.

If this is the only song you've heard with Fergie, then you don't know what
you're missing. The other stuff she sings about is far less slutty. I was very
surprised when I heard "My Humps". It really isn't their style. I blame the
record company. I mean, it's not even clever, like Kelis' "Milkshake", or
erotic like Christina Milian's "Dip It Low", which have similar subject matter.

On the CD "Elephunk", Fergie is put to much better use, especially on the
song "Shut Up", which is about the death of a relationship... a far cry from
singing about her bodily features.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:47 am

fearfaoin wrote:
Cranberry wrote:I like the Black Eyed Peas' singer's voice a lot, but I don't like what she sings about.
If this is the only song you've heard with Fergie, then you don't know what
you're missing. The other stuff she sings about is far less slutty. I was very
surprised when I heard "My Humps". It really isn't their style. I blame the
record company. I mean, it's not even clever, like Kelis' "Milkshake", or
erotic like Christina Milian's "Dip It Low", which have similar subject matter.

On the CD "Elephunk", Fergie is put to much better use, especially on the
song "Shut Up", which is about the death of a relationship... a far cry from
singing about her bodily features.

I've heard a few of their songs, but I can't specifically remember which ones.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:18 am

amar wrote:no, it's not new, been around forever.

Yup... How bout Prince in 1984 with "Darling Nikki", which explicitly talks about self pleasuring, and basically is a song about a woman who likes to pick strange men up and have sex with them. And then there's ZZ Top which came out with "Tube Snake Boogie" and "Pearl Necklace" in 1981.

Darwin · Post by **Darwin** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:35 pm

Back in the '50s, we had "Work With Me Annie" (cleaned up and morphed into "Dance With Me Henry"), followed by "Annie Had a Baby". Still, I was a bit surprised the first time I heard the Divinyls doing "I Touch Myself" on MTV.

"Like a Virgin" is 20 years old this year. It was a bit of a shock to us elderly folks when it came out.

Heck, I was even surprised by a movie title like "The Spy Who Shagged Me".

Looks like we aren't going to be able to keep sex a secret for much longer.

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:27 pm

Ever read Robert Burns' blue poetry?

Best wishes,
Jerry

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:54 pm

izzarina wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:Wake Up Little Suzie comes to mind
Wake Up Little Suzie wasn't really BAD was it? Or am I really that naive??

I'm still back on the first page, here, folks. Wait . . . let's roll back a bit . . . I didn't think Wake Up Little Suzie was bad, either, Izz. They fell asleep at the drive-in . . . they didn't even make out, apparently. An unfortunate circumstance.

I just never understood why the folks at the movie didn't wake them up after the show ended.

And, another thing . . . how come when Izz professes naivete it's ok, but when I don't get something it's a freakin' criminal offense? Hmmm?

Whistlin'Dixie · Post by **Whistlin'Dixie** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:58 pm

Actually, I have a bit more problem with lyrics along the lines of what Eminem writes ~ once I heard some of "Slim Shady" I told my son (who loves it) that I was worried he'd become a serial killer......

Of course, that's not gonna happen, and the boys know I'm teasing them, but still......

M

djm · Post by **djm** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:20 pm

WDixie wrote: I have a bit more problem with lyrics along the lines of what Eminem writes

I have a problem with eminem too. Mine melted in my hand and ...

djm

chas · Post by **chas** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:08 pm

emmline wrote:Reminds me of that one that was featured prominently in Charlie's Angels--it's called the Big Butt song, or somesuch, and contains some rather, um, interesting references.

Yeah, things really haven't changed much. In that show, once, Charlie had a backache. One of the angels asked him if he was gonna be okay. He said he'd ordered a masseuse and (this is a direct quote), "With a little manipulation I'll be as erect as ever."

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:33 pm

Cranberry wrote:That's why I didn't say my last name (Q. Jones). I guess Dale Wisely, Jerry Freeman, Joseph E. Smith and others can't participate because everybody already knows their last names...

Are you certain, absolutely certain that my real name is Joseph E. Smith?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:36 pm

Joseph E. Smith wrote:
Cranberry wrote:That's why I didn't say my last name (Q. Jones). I guess Dale Wisely, Jerry Freeman, Joseph E. Smith and others can't participate because everybody already knows their last names...
Are you certain, absolutely certain that my real name is Joseph E. Smith?

Well, no. But I am certain that Dub's middle name is Mary.

(Haha...picking on him while he isn't here is fun.

)

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:41 pm

Cranberry wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:
Cranberry wrote:That's why I didn't say my last name (Q. Jones). I guess Dale Wisely, Jerry Freeman, Joseph E. Smith and others can't participate because everybody already knows their last names...
Are you certain, absolutely certain that my real name is Joseph E. Smith?
Well, no. But I am certain that Dub's middle name is Mary.

(Haha...picking on him while he isn't here is fun. )

Mary was also Herbert Hoover's alter ego.

Whistlin'Dixie · Post by **Whistlin'Dixie** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:11 am

HEY!

M

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:18 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:Are you certain, absolutely certain that my real name is Joseph E. Smith?

Ain't you been translating some golden plates?