My Witticism of the Day:

Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:09 pm

So I find out that one of our sales personnel is moving to Oregon soon. "I suppose that would make you an Oregon transplant, then", sez I. Well, she thought it was funny.

I'm sure it's been said before. :roll:

(edited because I apparently can't tell single from plural)

amar · Post by **amar** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:10 pm

susnfx · Post by **susnfx** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:46 pm

I'd have probably thrown something at you.

I'll add this little tidbit here (stuck it in a hurricane thread somewhere too):
My boss was browsing through the "safe" and "searching for" lists on MSNBC and found this message:

FROM: Johnson, Billy Bo Buck Dean, Cletusville, MS
MESSAGE: Daisy Mabel, I'm safe! (the ethmay is in the oveboxglay

Susan

Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:50 pm

Hilarious!

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:02 pm

it is hard to beat southern humor!

Doug_Tipple · Post by **Doug_Tipple** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:15 pm

I must admit, Susan, the first time that I read that on the other thread, I didn't get it, and I read it several times. I had forgotten all about pig latin. Now I can have a good laugh.

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:30 pm

Better luck tomorrow

Slan,
D.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:01 am

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:41 am

Iway ovelay Igpay Atinlay! I'veway okenspay itway orfay earsyay, andway itway evernay etsgay oldway orway oringbay, especiallyway ithway idskay anginghay aroundway, eythay alwaysway inkthay itsway osway oolcay.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:53 am

Ohway, andway onway erhay atestlay albumway (Anvay Earlay Oseray, orway omethingsay ikelay atthay) Orettalay Ynnlay ashay away ongsay ithway ethay uygay omfray ethay Itewhay Ipesstray alledcay Ortlandpay Oregonway, andway eshay onstantlycay ayssay "organway" insteadway ofway "Oregonway." Erhay onunciationpay isway indakay unnyfay allway aroundway otay istenlay otay, anywayway.

I'mway upposedspay otay ebay oingday ymay athmay omeworkhay ightray ownay utbay avinghay away ancechay otay eakspay inway Igpay Atinlay isway irresistableway, ausecay Iway evernay etgay otay otay oday itway...ahway ahway.

Band Nerd · Post by **Band Nerd** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:54 am

I can't help but laugh!!

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:45 pm

Cranberry wrote:Ohway, andway onway erhay atestlay albumway (Anvay Earlay Oseray, orway omethingsay ikelay atthay) Orettalay Ynnlay ashay away ongsay ithway ethay uygay omfray ethay Itewhay Ipesstray alledcay Ortlandpay Oregonway, andway eshay onstantlycay ayssay "organway" insteadway ofway "Oregonway." Erhay onunciationpay isway indakay unnyfay allway aroundway otay istenlay otay, anywayway.

I'mway upposedspay otay ebay oingday ymay athmay omeworkhay ightray ownay utbay avinghay away ancechay otay eakspay inway Igpay Atinlay isway irresistableway, ausecay Iway evernay etgay otay otay oday itway...ahway ahway.

When we were on a school biology field-trip when I was 16, we were in the minibus one day using exactly this kind of talk to plot with each other an illicit trip to the pub that evening. We were completely horrified when the teacher, who was driving the minibus, turned round and started to talk to us fluently in exactly the same language!

Steve

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:10 pm

SteveShaw wrote:
Cranberry wrote:Ohway, andway onway erhay atestlay albumway (Anvay Earlay Oseray, orway omethingsay ikelay atthay) Orettalay Ynnlay ashay away ongsay ithway ethay uygay omfray ethay Itewhay Ipesstray alledcay Ortlandpay Oregonway, andway eshay onstantlycay ayssay "organway" insteadway ofway "Oregonway." Erhay onunciationpay isway indakay unnyfay allway aroundway otay istenlay otay, anywayway.

I'mway upposedspay otay ebay oingday ymay athmay omeworkhay ightray ownay utbay avinghay away ancechay otay eakspay inway Igpay Atinlay isway irresistableway, ausecay Iway evernay etgay otay otay oday itway...ahway ahway.
When we were on a school biology field-trip when I was 16, we were in the minibus one day using exactly this kind of talk to plot with each other an illicit trip to the pub that evening. We were completely horrified when the teacher, who was driving the minibus, turned round and started to talk to us fluently in exactly the same language!

Steve

Uh, it took y'all to age 16 to figure this out? Led protected lives, did you?

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:51 am

Lambchop wrote:
SteveShaw wrote:
Cranberry wrote:Ohway, andway onway erhay atestlay albumway (Anvay Earlay Oseray, orway omethingsay ikelay atthay) Orettalay Ynnlay ashay away ongsay ithway ethay uygay omfray ethay Itewhay Ipesstray alledcay Ortlandpay Oregonway, andway eshay onstantlycay ayssay "organway" insteadway ofway "Oregonway." Erhay onunciationpay isway indakay unnyfay allway aroundway otay istenlay otay, anywayway.

I'mway upposedspay otay ebay oingday ymay athmay omeworkhay ightray ownay utbay avinghay away ancechay otay eakspay inway Igpay Atinlay isway irresistableway, ausecay Iway evernay etgay otay otay oday itway...ahway ahway.
When we were on a school biology field-trip when I was 16, we were in the minibus one day using exactly this kind of talk to plot with each other an illicit trip to the pub that evening. We were completely horrified when the teacher, who was driving the minibus, turned round and started to talk to us fluently in exactly the same language!

Steve

Uh, it took y'all to age 16 to figure this out? Led protected lives, did you?

jeeeez, no kidding

I guess there many kids that think pig latin came about in their generation...
nowadays, when my chums and I want to say something in secret, we say it in Welsh; almost no one in Utah speaks Welsh

.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:47 am

Tyler Morris wrote:
Lambchop wrote:
SteveShaw wrote: When we were on a school biology field-trip when I was 16, we were in the minibus one day using exactly this kind of talk to plot with each other an illicit trip to the pub that evening. We were completely horrified when the teacher, who was driving the minibus, turned round and started to talk to us fluently in exactly the same language!

Steve

Uh, it took y'all to age 16 to figure this out? Led protected lives, did you?

jeeeez, no kidding I guess there many kids that think pig latin came about in their generation...
nowadays, when my chums and I want to say something in secret, we say it in Welsh; almost no one in Utah speaks Welsh .

I have found that there are a (surprisingly) large number of people in Kentucky who speak German, some natively.