How Many C&Fers Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? (Was Sh

blackhawk · Post by **blackhawk** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 7:55 am

On 2002-06-26 09:24, Teri-K wrote:
On 2002-06-26 01:38, blackhawk wrote:
Ouch, this hits too close to home. I'm going to stop posting. All I do is irritate the higher life forms. (is that applause I hear?)
It was not directed at you. It was directed at ALL of us, including myself. If someone feels left out, please forgive me - it was not intentional.

T

It was very well done, Teri.

Doc Jones · Post by **Doc Jones** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 7:59 am

Me too!

Isilwen · Post by **Isilwen** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 9:30 am

he he he!!! And, of course you can't forget the different gradients of bulbs and the materials they're made out of and how that affects the...uh... luminocity...

cerrabus · Post by **cerrabus** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 9:52 am

"I am a traditionalist, I only use GE bulbs!"

Roger O'Keeffe · Post by **Roger O'Keeffe** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 10:06 am

What about one from Peter saying that he prefers narrow-socket light fixtures?

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 10:13 am

Must be summer. We've hit rock bottom.

And the answer is:
Well, it only takes one but you have to soak it in hot water first.

LeeMarsh · Post by **LeeMarsh** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 10:55 am

Or my obligator post saying it doesn't matter as long as folk are enjoying it?

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 10:58 am

I won't change a light bulb, because Micho Russel never changed a light bulb.

Wandering_Whistler · Post by **Wandering_Whistler** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:17 am

Hey, it's perfectly OK to have to buy 72 light bulbs in order to find one that lights up when you flip the switch. That's known as one of the "good bulbs".

Greg

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:22 am

Oh no there's a crack in my favorite bulb, now it doesn't shine as bright, what do I do???

*cries profusely*

MarkB · Post by **MarkB** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:26 am

Bulbs! My garden was made lighter this spring when the squirrels got into the bulbs!

MarkB

DaveAuty · Post by **DaveAuty** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:58 am

25 looking for more amusing ways of changing the bulb.

7 chanting OHMmm and just hoping to see the light.

255 looking for ways of ornamenting the lightshade.

55 seeing how quickly they can change it without falling off the chair.

149 seeing most of them fall arse-over-head, decide to take their time.

The rest just don't care.

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 12:04 pm

I just bought a $500 lightbulb, can someone recommend a tutor or instructional video so I can learn to change it?

Pat Cannady · Post by **Pat Cannady** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 12:10 pm

Good one, Bloomfield.

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 12:23 pm

What kind of light bulb does Andrea Corr use?