How many pints can you drink before you need the loo ?

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Cranberry wrote:I don't drink.
Hey Cran, I had no idea you were a Koala. :D
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Joseph E. Smith wrote:Master Barter ( :D )
Just make sure you keep that extra 'r' in there young Joseph, then I won't have to ask you to step outside. :lol:
... yessuh! :D But around here, public wee wee is a no no. :D
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Due to my advancing age (only coming on 40, but it's been a hard 40), I can only drink around 1.5 before needing to "See a man about a horse". Unfortunately, also due to my age, when I get there, I often find that I can't actually fufill the purpose of my visit.

Damned if I do, damned if I don't... :devil:
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scheky wrote:Due to my advancing age (only coming on 40, but it's been a hard 40), I can only drink around 1.5 before needing to "See a man about a horse". Unfortunately, also due to my age, when I get there, I often find that I can't actually fufill the purpose of my visit.

Damned if I do, damned if I don't... :devil:
Dear me you are in a bad way! and yet it will get worse, soon you'll be half way to the John when you forget (due to your advanced age) where you were going, then you'll return to sit back down and realise you need the loo.
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perrins57 wrote:
scheky wrote:Due to my advancing age (only coming on 40, but it's been a hard 40), I can only drink around 1.5 before needing to "See a man about a horse". Unfortunately, also due to my age, when I get there, I often find that I can't actually fufill the purpose of my visit.

Damned if I do, damned if I don't... :devil:
Dear me you are in a bad way! and yet it will get worse, soon you'll be half way to the John when you forget (due to your advanced age) where you were going, then you'll return to sit back down and realise you need the loo.
If 40 is old age, I must be middle-aged.
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Cranberry wrote:
perrins57 wrote:
scheky wrote:Due to my advancing age (only coming on 40, but it's been a hard 40), I can only drink around 1.5 before needing to "See a man about a horse". Unfortunately, also due to my age, when I get there, I often find that I can't actually fufill the purpose of my visit.

Damned if I do, damned if I don't... :devil:
Dear me you are in a bad way! and yet it will get worse, soon you'll be half way to the John when you forget (due to your advanced age) where you were going, then you'll return to sit back down and realise you need the loo.
If 40 is old age, I must be middle-aged.
*checking for pulse* yep, still there... 40 is not old!

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Cranberry wrote:If 40 is old age, I must be middle-aged.
If you are middle-aged, then I'm dead! :o
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Oddly, I can often get through a night of 5, 6 or 7 extra cold Guinnesses with just one bathroom visit (while at the pub).

On the other hand, a few glasses of juice or water or cups of tea will have me heading for the loo several times...
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anniecan't remember the rest and can't see it wrote:If you are middle-aged, then I'm dead!
:lol: :lol: I know! We must be ghosts and we don't know it.
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true for many of us here at Ciff and Chipple...

Maybe that explains some of the posts, lately. :o
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jbarter wrote:I would like to publicly thank my bladder for stopping me becoming a hopeless drunk. :D After about two or two and a half pints it's a trip to the gents every half, on the half.
The problem here is clear. Your apparently frequent need to "bleed the lizard" is illusory. You're merely drinking too slowly!

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buddhu wrote:Oddly, I can often get through a night of 5, 6 or 7 extra cold Guinnesses with just one bathroom visit (while at the pub).
Now come along, Buddhu. My son lives in Hertford and I know that the pubs there don't have bathrooms... :wink:

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oscartherabbit wrote:twelvty
:lol:
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