Tell us something.: This is the first sentence. This is the second of the recommended sentences intended to thwart spam its. This is a third, bonus sentence!
The diagnosis appears to be somewhat random. I selected all the symptoms at the same time. The first diagnosis was "Unbearable Personality Disorder". The second time, it was "Stage III Hypochondria".
If I want to stay home and play, I tell my boss I'm having "eye problems" (i.e., I just can't see going to work today).
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
Tell us something.: I've picked up the tinwhistle again after several years, and have recently purchased a Chieftain v5 from Kerry Whistles that I cannot wait to get (why can't we beam stuff yet, come on Captain Kirk, get me my Low D!)
Flyingcursor wrote:Of course it's blocked from my work.
(sigh) me too....
“First lesson: money is not wealth; Second lesson: experiences are more valuable than possessions; Third lesson: by the time you arrive at your goal it’s never what you imagined it would be so learn to enjoy the process” - unknown
This is just too weird because I'm obsessed with Arts&Crafts style- from architecture(my house) to furnishings to the lifestyle ideas that went with this movement from 100 years ago. Heck, I probably should have been born then.......or maybe I'm like Tom Cruise and am harking back to recessive memories of another life
Anyway, I'm hearing The Twilight Zone theme now because of my diagnosis:
Chronic Arts & Crafts Dementia
Wow, this dr. is
really good!
Of course my husband has been saying this for years.
"Let low-country intruder approach a cove
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent." John Foster West
I chose both "weight loss" and "weight gain" and here's what I got:
ACUTE INTESTINAL LIQUEFACTION
Auto-evacuation of the bowel and colon may be slowed substantially via strategic insertion of tapered champagne cork from millennial Dom Perignon triple magnum.
Will die any minute now. Thank you for your patronage.
Here's what I got when I choose "anxiety" and "ingrown toenail":
Blood Sucking Nipple Chiggers
Myriad holistic remedies, including "purple nurple" and "titty twister" have proven surprisingly efficacious in the removal of this resilient and damaging parasite. Healthcare providers administering any such treatments are advised to double glove, as this variety of chigger is prone to resentment-fueled defecation.
Treated within 5-7 days of infection, recovery rates are high. If not, sufferer may experience irreversible nipple desiccation and ensuing death within 4-6 weeks.
Patient is advised to rent the 2002 Chevrolet Impala from Hertz, then proceed directly to Gary, Indiana - where CGPM was first diagnosed in the kitchen workers of a particularly unsanitary Chi-Chi's. Patient must exchange bodily fluids with no fewer than three of the aforementioned kitchen workers.
I think I will just take two aspirins and call myself in the morning.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
