Luxury toilet paper....WE'RE #1,

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:12 pm

Have you made the acquaintance of Mrs. June Longbottom, the lady who shared her recipe in the article above?

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:58 pm

perrins57 wrote:
Elmore wrote:Abandon your nationalist fervor and save a tree.

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Looks scary to me

It's terrifying, and . . . frankly . . . it looks positively unhygienic! Goodness only knows the . . . the . . . the environment it has been exposed to! I wouldn't want my dainty parts anywhere near it . . .

. . . 3 down and 42 to go . . .

Elmore · Post by **Elmore** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:28 pm

Lambchop wrote:
perrins57 wrote:
Elmore wrote:Abandon your nationalist fervor and save a tree.

<img src="http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Cont ... es/top.jpg">
Looks scary to me

It's terrifying, and . . . frankly . . . it looks positively unhygienic! Goodness only knows the . . . the . . . the environment it has been exposed to! I wouldn't want my dainty parts anywhere near it . . .

. . . 3 down and 42 to go . . .

That extended wand retracts under the seat when not needed. You are probably right though...how gross...I'd much rather have my fingers (protected by thin toilet paper ) in direct contact with or close proximity to such an unhygienic area...yeah, right...ha ha ha

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:12 pm

Well, I think Lamby has a point and I had wondered about this before.

Erm...how can I put this? Okay, the wand is retracted. You do your thing. You use the lever to position wand. You use the other thing to spray water. Water goes up. Water and other materials come down onto wand and possibly all over the place. Do you just keep spraying until everything, not just you, is totally rinsed off? What if the spray, after it hits you, ricochets under the seat? Onto the floor? Is the water coming out of the wand going to be guaranteed not to have germs from the wand in it?

I think it is a good idea. And if I had difficulties I would surely prefer this to having someone help me, but I just would worry about it being difficult to keep clean. Are you gonna have to get in there with a toothbrush?(Like my bathroom now is so pristine.

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Seriously, I think that the possibility of solid materials being sprayed around would make this not suitable for women. Bacteria from solid materials are actually a common source of infection for women.

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:44 pm

Cynth wrote:...but I just would worry...

My only worry, how long until the water warms up?

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:53 pm

Cynth wrote:Well, I think Lamby has a point and I had wondered about this before.

Erm...how can I put this? Okay, the wand is retracted. You do your thing. You use the lever to position wand. You use the other thing to spray water. Water goes up. Water and other materials come down onto wand and possibly all over the place. Do you just keep spraying until everything, not just you, is totally rinsed off? What if the spray, after it hits you, ricochets under the seat? Onto the floor? Is the water coming out of the wand going to be guaranteed not to have germs from the wand in it?

I think it is a good idea. And if I had difficulties I would surely prefer this to having someone help me, but I just would worry about it being difficult to keep clean. Are you gonna have to get in there with a toothbrush?(Like my bathroom now is so pristine. )

Seriously, I think that the possibility of solid materials being sprayed around would make this not suitable for women. Bacteria from solid materials are actually a common source of infection for women.

Gawd, Cynth, I admire your down-to-earth approach in this matter as in all others, but, but...get in WHERE with a toothbrush....?

Steve

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:30 pm

I.D.10-t, I hadn't thought of that. Imagine a freezing night in a little cabin in northern Minnesota when the water is so cold it hurts to brush your teeth. I'm not sure a person could take that. Mercy!

Don't worry, Steve. We'd only use the very softest bristles.

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:12 am

Cynth wrote:Well, I think Lamby has a point and I had wondered about this before . . . Seriously, I think that the possibility of solid materials being sprayed around would make this not suitable for women. Bacteria from solid materials are actually a common source of infection for women.

Exactly, and I thank you, Cynth, for being brave enough to state it so plainly.

What's wrong with a nice Cottonelle moist wipe, anyway?

I've never understood what to do with a bidet, either, but from what I can see, the potential for infection is extreme! Goodness only knows what you'd catch from one of those! Brrrr!

dwinterfield · Post by **dwinterfield** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:21 am

perhaps Canadian interest is high because toilet paper is a new thing for them!

djm · Post by **djm** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:24 am

Makes a nice change from plastic baggies.

djm

perrins57 · Post by **perrins57** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:31 am

Cynth wrote:Well, I think Lamby has a point and I had wondered about this before.

Erm...how can I put this? Okay, the wand is retracted. You do your thing. You use the lever to position wand. You use the other thing to spray water. Water goes up. Water and other materials come down onto wand and possibly all over the place. Do you just keep spraying until everything, not just you, is totally rinsed off? What if the spray, after it hits you, ricochets under the seat? Onto the floor? Is the water coming out of the wand going to be guaranteed not to have germs from the wand in it?

I think it is a good idea. And if I had difficulties I would surely prefer this to having someone help me, but I just would worry about it being difficult to keep clean. Are you gonna have to get in there with a toothbrush?(Like my bathroom now is so pristine. )

Seriously, I think that the possibility of solid materials being sprayed around would make this not suitable for women. Bacteria from solid materials are actually a common source of infection for women.

Ok great, after reading this lot Cynth I will be having wierd nightmares for weeks. Please reign in your ability to take things to the worrying extreme.

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:37 am

Well, someone's got to do it.

MarkB · Post by **MarkB** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:50 am

I went for the expensive super premium paper here in Windsor because palm trees don't have pine cones and banana leaves are...well..just too big! Sadly though it is very expensive because we have to buy it from ah..ahem..traders from the independent duchy of Pelee Island which is just off shore from America.

From Canada's Banana Belt

MarkB

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:52 am

Are we just getting bogged down here?

Steve

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:58 am

SteveShaw wrote:Are we just getting bogged down here?

Steve

Only 'cause we're talking about bog roll

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