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by djm » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:25 pm
flanum wrote: My dad used to catch rabbits years ago, he used to put carrots on big rocks and dowse them in pepper. When the rabbit went to eat them he would sneeze and smash his head on the rock and my dad would then go round lifting all these unconscious bunnies!
Excellent!!!!
re. dolphins - This is getting way too complicated. All you need is a good ash stick with a nail through the end of it. I suppose if you got bored with this you could always stick a low-yield thermonuclear warhead up the dolphin's wazoo and use it to bait whales.
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by perrins57 » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:29 am
djm wrote: flanum wrote: My dad used to catch rabbits years ago, he used to put carrots on big rocks and dowse them in pepper. When the rabbit went to eat them he would sneeze and smash his head on the rock and my dad would then go round lifting all these unconscious bunnies!
Excellent!!!!
re. dolphins - This is getting way too complicated. All you need is a good ash stick with a nail through the end of it. I suppose if you got bored with this you could always stick a low-yield thermonuclear warhead up the dolphin's wazoo and use it to bait whales.
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Even this is too complicated - what happened to good old fashioned poisoning with toxic waste?
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by Nanohedron » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:07 pm
Lambchop wrote: Dolphins are our friends ...*snip*...and we do not eat them...*snip*
We don't?
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by jsluder » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:27 pm
Nanohedron wrote: Lambchop wrote: Dolphins are our friends ...*snip*...and we do not eat them...*snip*
We don't?
Yeah, well, she'd like to convince us that we don't eat lamb, either...
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by Nanohedron » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:46 pm
jsluder wrote: Nanohedron wrote: Lambchop wrote: Dolphins are our friends ...*snip*...and we do not eat them...*snip*
We don't?
Yeah, well, she'd like to convince us that we don't eat lamb, either...
Very good point.
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by perrins57 » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:48 pm
Lamb, Stun gun or pack of dogs?
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by Nanohedron » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:51 pm
perrins57 wrote: Lamb, Stun gun or pack of dogs?
So hard to choose. I'm more drawn to the sheer visceral drama of a ravening dog pack, though.
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by jsluder » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:55 pm
Nanohedron wrote: perrins57 wrote: Lamb, Stun gun or pack of dogs?
So hard to choose. I'm more drawn to the sheer visceral drama of a ravening dog pack, though.
But they'll
render the meat useless for human consumption...
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by Nanohedron » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:56 pm
Dog pack:
Frightening, isn't it?
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by jsluder » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:58 pm
Nanohedron wrote: Frightening, isn't it?
Thanks a lot, Nano. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.
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by Nanohedron » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:58 pm
jsluder wrote: Nanohedron wrote: perrins57 wrote: Lamb, Stun gun or pack of dogs?
So hard to choose. I'm more drawn to the sheer visceral drama of a ravening dog pack, though.
But they'll
render the meat useless for human consumption...
True. I must confess I was taking the entertainment angle.
....Ooh, you're a quick one. "Render". Almost missed it. Haha.
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by Lambchop » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:27 pm
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by Roger O'Keeffe » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:09 am
I'd go for trolling, using a homosexual baby harp seal as bait. The dolphins would be sure to strike the gay harp.
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by GaryKelly » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:14 am
Roger O'Keeffe wrote: I'd go for trolling, using a homosexual baby harp seal as bait. The dolphins would be sure to strike the gay harp.
heh! Good 'un!
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by flanum » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:35 pm
Peter Laban wrote: OnTheMoor wrote: Which tour company?
<a href="www.dolphinwatch.ie">Dolphinwatch Carrigaholt</a> is the best one I think. No shotguns, loads of dolphins (one I 'shot' six weeks ago) :
We have a single solitary dolphin in a little bay near us, he swims with you and plays with people out in canoes. I was talking to a woman there early this week and she said" he's gay, that's why the other dolphins chucked him out of the group' I asked her did she really believe that 'course, why else would he be on his own here swimming with you guys'.
Yep thats the crowd we went with.
They are excellent and the skipper is a gent.We saw about 2 dozen Dolphins in all.
Ill post a few pics next week.
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