Nyuck!Denny wrote:*rimshot*Nanohedron wrote:Was it taken by Larry Kirlian Moe?Walden wrote: In a past life you were a person who didn't believe in past lives, which serves to explain why there is a dark spot of skepticism in your $78 aura photo.
Locate yourself in humor spacetime
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Dale
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That's an appalling pun. But I love it.Nanohedron wrote:Was it taken by Larry Kirlian Moe?Walden wrote:In a past life you were a person who didn't believe in past lives, which serves to explain why there is a dark spot of skepticism in your $78 aura photo.The Weekenders wrote:We're all f@#$in' geniuses! But we knew that......This is almost as good as an astrologer tellin' me I "am very intuitive."
Dale
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Humour
50% Dark 42% Spontaneous 42% Vulgar.
Sounds about right - I'd need the space shuttle's boosters to reach the gutter.
David
Sounds about right - I'd need the space shuttle's boosters to reach the gutter.
David
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the Ham
(36% dark, 42% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
I skipped the movies. Wonder what kind of difference that would have made?
(36% dark, 42% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
I skipped the movies. Wonder what kind of difference that would have made?
Charlene
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Re: Humour
Geez, Davy, that sounds like some Australian Table Wine I heard about!BigDavy wrote:50% Dark 42% Spontaneous 42% Vulgar.
Sounds about right - I'd need the space shuttle's boosters to reach the gutter.
David
And I like the math, man. That's Weekender math, anytime you exceed 100%!
How do you prepare for the end of the world?
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the Ham
(31% dark, 71% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on dark
You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 0% on vulgar
I think I must take after my dad!
Cheers,
Kathy
(31% dark, 71% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on dark
You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 0% on vulgar
I think I must take after my dad!
Cheers,
Kathy
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I normally like quizzes like this, but I hate getting tripped up by unanswerable questions. They usually relate to entertainment and pop culture. Example:
I haven't seen any of them.Let's get down to your entertainment preferences. Which of these movies is best? If you haven't seen one, don't choose it.
Meet the Fockers
Road Trip
The Big Lebowski
Election
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Gasp. This cannot be. Moi? Vulgar?
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You scored higher than 75% on dark
You scored higher than 25% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 99% on vulgar
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
I'm transgressive. No wonder my shoes are killing me.
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You scored higher than 75% on dark
You scored higher than 25% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 99% on vulgar
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
I'm transgressive. No wonder my shoes are killing me.
"It might be a bit better to tune to one of my fiddle's open strings, like A, rather than asking me for an F#." - Martin Milner-
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the Idiot Savant - well, they got it half right.
(36% dark, 42% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY S***'.
Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel
Well at least Gary and I are both vulgar. Who are Jimmy Knoxville and Jimmy Kimmel??
(36% dark, 42% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY S***'.
Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel
Well at least Gary and I are both vulgar. Who are Jimmy Knoxville and Jimmy Kimmel??
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that schwing
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Vulgar
Hi Martin
Don't know what it is about this side of the pond - You, me and Gary all seemed to have scored over 99% on vulgar!!.
Welcome to the Idiot Savant's lounge.
David
Don't know what it is about this side of the pond - You, me and Gary all seemed to have scored over 99% on vulgar!!.
Welcome to the Idiot Savant's lounge.
David
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Cayden
the Wit
(54% dark, 28% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
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Australian Wine
Hi Weekenders
After the Australian table wine I would probably be in the gutter
If I could find where ausdag got his signiture emoticon I would put that in here as well - it would probably be what I'd be doing in the gutter after the wine hit.
David
After the Australian table wine I would probably be in the gutter
If I could find where ausdag got his signiture emoticon I would put that in here as well - it would probably be what I'd be doing in the gutter after the wine hit.
David
Payday, Piping, Percussion and Poetry- the 4 best Ps
