totally irreverent website

missy · Post by **missy** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:50 pm

I'm not making any religious statements - I just found this hysterical:

http://www.misspoppy.com/

fiddleronvermouth · Post by **fiddleronvermouth** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:03 pm

Good thing I don't have a credit card - that place would plumb clean me out!

Post by **Nanohedron** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:10 pm

I'm still wiping tears from my eyes.

The Jesus ashtray is killer. You can't get any more irreverent.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:16 pm

yep. It's irreverent alright. Great stuff, Missy! Kinda reminds me of the landover baptist church.

IRTradRU? · Post by **IRTradRU?** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:23 pm

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missy · Post by **missy** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:25 pm

I personally want to order all the "Lock and Load Jesus" figures, mugs, cards, etc.

And there is NO way I'm letting Noah know that St. Clare is the patron saint of television. We belong to St. Clare parish!!!

IRTradRU? · Post by **IRTradRU?** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:29 pm

missy wrote:I personally want to order all the "Lock and Load Jesus" figures, mugs, cards, etc.

And there is NO way I'm letting Noah know that St. Clare is the patron saint of television. We belong to St. Clare parish!!!

ROFL

Last night I was watching an old re-run of a "MASH" episode.... during the show, the 4077th was without electricity or a backup generator.... the Colonel asks Fr. Mulcahy if he can do some praying for one... whereupon Fr. Mulcahy replies, "I'm afraid we don't have a patron saint of electricity."

OMG... too funny. Thanks, Missy, this stuff is indeed hilarious.

Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:46 pm

What a trend we have in Jesus. (tm)

The Hell-O Satan stuff is my favorite.

And I'm going to send a friend of mine the, "So You Want to be a Nun" gift basket.

peteinmn · Post by **peteinmn** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:36 pm

IRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car

I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car

Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.

Post by **Dale** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:45 pm

peteinmn wrote:
IRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car

I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car

Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.

...and isn't there a verse that goes...?

I can go a hundred miles an hour
'long as I got the Almighty Power
Up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.

peteinmn · Post by **peteinmn** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:49 pm

DaleWisely wrote:
peteinmn wrote:
IRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car

I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car

Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.
...and isn't there a verse that goes...?

I can go a hundred miles an hour
'long as I got the Almighty Power
Up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.

Yes, yes! I had forgotten that one! Wonderful. We used to sing this at the top of our lungs going down the road.

IRTradRU? · Post by **IRTradRU?** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:30 pm

DaleWisely wrote:
peteinmn wrote:
IRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car

I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car

Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.
...and isn't there a verse that goes...?

I can go a hundred miles an hour
'long as I got the Almighty Power
Up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.

George Carlin had a little ditty that went:

"Drivin' for Jeee-SUHS
DRI-vin' for Jeee-SUHS
And MAKIN' all the lights!"

'What this Jesus, left turn, NEEEEOWWW!"

scarhand · Post by **scarhand** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:32 pm

peteinmn wrote:
IRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car

I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car

Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.

i was hoping somebody would remember that song!! something about the magnet interfering with the radio signal . . . using mary for a sight for hitting pedestrians . . .

ours faced in!

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:08 pm

(stepping away from missy and the others, to avoid the lightning strikes)

You is gonna git in so much trubble!!!

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:01 pm

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