This ain't no cutie-pie...

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:01 pm

djm wrote:I've heard it said that if you're bald in the front you're a thinker. If you're bald in the back you're a lover. If you're bald in the front and the back you just think you're a lover.

djm

I'm getting bald in back and I'm a bore.

amar · Post by **amar** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:04 pm

Flyingcursor wrote:
djm wrote:I've heard it said that if you're bald in the front you're a thinker. If you're bald in the back you're a lover. If you're bald in the front and the back you just think you're a lover.

djm
I'm getting bald in back and I'm a bore.

a wild boar?

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:48 pm

djm wrote:Women don't use words to say what they mean.

Yes, this can be true and I must say I have been rather dissappointed in the quality of mind-reading ability I've come across during my lifetime.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:48 pm

amar wrote:
jsluder wrote:My wife doesn't like his personality, either. Connery was just the first example she used for baldness being physically attractive. She has mentioned others, such as Patrick Stewart. The funny thing is, when we first met, she said she preferred men with thick, long, dark hair.
buddy, this might hurt:
she still does.

Dream on, amar, dream on.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:12 am

djm wrote:Women don't use words to say what they mean.

Maybe... but my partner in crime does pretty well speaking her mind. However, she can say as much and more with a single glance... it can be quite frightening... I call it "Channeling Tawanda".

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:03 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:
djm wrote:Women don't use words to say what they mean.
Maybe... but my partner in crime does pretty well speaking her mind. However, she can say as much and more with a single glance... it can be quite frightening... I call it "Channeling Tawanda".

The secret's in the sauce.

djm · Post by **djm** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:09 am

Ah, Joseph, you are referring to "the look"; capable of causing injury up to 20 yards, known to be deadly within arm's reach. Do you remember that episode on Home Improvement when everyone looked away from "the look" in time, except Al?

djm

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:51 am

Cynth wrote:
jsluder wrote:Besides, he might end up with something like this:

Lord have mercy! We must be very careful what we wish for!

Hey! That's what my hair looks like, only I don't need the weightlessness!

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:03 am

jsluder wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:
djm wrote:Women don't use words to say what they mean.
Maybe... but my partner in crime does pretty well speaking her mind. However, she can say as much and more with a single glance... it can be quite frightening... I call it "Channeling Tawanda".
The secret's in the sauce.

Anyone for a Bar-B-Q?

djm wrote: Do you remember that episode on Home Improvement when everyone looked away from "the look" in time, except Al?

djm

I never did see an episode of that show... and I like Tim Allen's work too. But you are correct, you do not want to be within arms length when 'THE LOOK' is implemented.

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:26 am

Mexican Hairless:

Texican Hairless:

missy · Post by **missy** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:52 am

Brassblower wrote:
"mexican hairless"

Ok - even "healthy" those dogs are UGLY!

Apologies to all you poodle and sh*t-zu owners, but if a dog doesn't weigh at least, oh, 25 pounds or more, it isn't a "dog". It's a yippy ankle biter. This comes from the experience of growing up with a "miniature" daschsund that lived 18 years (which was 17 too many). She NEVER shut up - she had an attitude like you wouldn't believe - and she was supposed to be MY dog, but she liked my dad much better!

We tend to get our dogs from rescues (Wyley and Buster both came from Boxer Rescue), or the SPCA - but I think the next time I'm gonna look for a bull mastiff. The heck with it - if I'm gonna have a dog, I'm gonna have a DOG!!!!

Scott McCallister · Post by **Scott McCallister** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:21 am

missy wrote:...The heck with it - if I'm gonna have a dog, I'm gonna have a DOG!!!!

Well, here!... Have a dog

Now that's a good lookin' dog!

And this was too cute to pass up

missy · Post by **missy** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:24 am

Scott - Hildie - the above mentioned daschund, was much smaller than that when we got her. My godmother was the owner of the "mother dog" (didn't know if I could type the correct word) and the pups had to be raised by hand due to the mother dog having milk fever. We brought Hildie home when she was just a few days over 2 weeks.
Cute dogs, but still ankle biters!!!!!

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:17 am

missy wrote:The heck with it - if I'm gonna have a dog, I'm gonna have a DOG!!!!

Yep. That's why I have a Great Pyrenees. This isn't my dog, but it's the same breed:

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:30 am

missy wrote:Brassblower wrote:
"mexican hairless"

Ok - even "healthy" those dogs are UGLY!

Missy, I'm just glad you said "Mexican"!