This ain't no cutie-pie...

[izzarina]

Well Izzy, you have the Ruby Slippers, so you don't have to worry. Just click 'em and your hair will grow back.

I will say that I could stand to lose a bit of hair. Especially when it's so darn hot out (like it's been), my super thick hair makes it worse It was really those teeth that were getting to me....I'll just have to be sure not to get the "vampire" set of dentures

[amar]

Well Izzy, you have the Ruby Slippers, so you don't have to worry. Just click 'em and your hair will grow back.

Just don't forget to repeat three times, "There's no hair like my own."

you're right buddy, there is no hair like your own. harharhar...

[jsluder]

you're right buddy, there is no hair like your own. harharhar...

True.

By the way, has anyone ever told you that you laugh like a pirate? Now I'll have nightmares.

[jsluder]

... after your great-great-grandchildren have exhibited you at the Ugly Contest at the fair.

Now that would be some trick! (We don't have any children.) Although, depending on the prize, I might just enter myself in the contest.

[Cynth]

Well, the people at the nursing home might enter you then. You are not going to be in any shape to enter yourself in a contest---look at that dog!

I'll just have to be sure not to get the "vampire" set of dentures

Well, just make sure you pick'em out while you can still see.

[cowtime]

That is sure one unattractive fellow, but he is also so obviously suffering the affects of age(talk about cataracts!) that it seems unfair to judge him.............

Now further down, the Shar Pei would certainly top my list for unpleasant dogs- just touching their coat makes most folks cringe and itch- feels like a bristle brush, not to mention the medical problems that require fixing from the moment they pop out. There was once a standing joke that vets would never starve as long as there are Shar Pei dogs being bred!

[Joseph E. Smith]

Well Izzy, you have the Ruby Slippers, so you don't have to worry. Just click 'em and your hair will grow back.

Just don't forget to repeat three times, "There's no hair like my own."

... still hasn't worked for me....*sigh*.

[Martin Milner]

Well, that poor little dog is ugly because he's old and sick----although his breed doesn't help him any, but that's not his fault. His eyes are blind. Other things have gone wrong. We will look like this too when we get really old.

Engaging Cranberry Mode.

I think old people are beautiful.

Disengaging Cranberry mode.

Ewww. I like the British Bulldog though.

[jbarter]

I have seen pictures of the Slude Dude and the phenominal Mr Smith and it's true.... there's no hair, like my own.

[jsluder]

Well Izzy, you have the Ruby Slippers, so you don't have to worry. Just click 'em and your hair will grow back.

Just don't forget to repeat three times, "There's no hair like my own."

... still hasn't worked for me....*sigh*.

That's 'cause you don't have Izzy's ruby slippers. I tried it with a pair of red sneakers... didn't work, of course.

[jsluder]

... Slude Dude ...

Cool! You're obviously pronouncing my name correctly! You'd be amazed how many people would've turned Sluder into "Slud Dud" rather than "Slude Dude". (It makes it easy to mark a telemarketer, though. If they ask for Mr. "Sludder" instead of Mr. "Slooder", I hang up.)

[Denny]

That's 'cause you don't have Izzy's ruby slippers. I tried it with a pair of red sneakers... didn't work, of course.

wouldn't you get, ah, artificial turf by using sneakers?

[jsluder]

That's 'cause you don't have Izzy's ruby slippers. I tried it with a pair of red sneakers... didn't work, of course.

wouldn't you get, ah, artificial turf by using sneakers?

Nah. In Seattle, you get moss.

[Denny]

That's 'cause you don't have Izzy's ruby slippers. I tried it with a pair of red sneakers... didn't work, of course.

wouldn't you get, ah, artificial turf by using sneakers?

Nah. In Seattle, you get moss.

In Seattle you get moss with everything...or fungus

[Cynth]

Why I'm surprised at you JES! You'd look perfectly ridiculous with any other head of hair than the one you have. I've seen your pictures so I know I'm right.