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jsluder wrote:But you don't seem to recognize PINK when you see it.amar wrote:i recognize envy when i encounter it.
Sigh. The poor boy may be slightly color-blind and not know it. This is a time for compassion and sympathy, not vile personal attacks on his sense of style.
In determining what color this truly is, you have to consider his occupation. Big clue there! He's a doctor. Also, notice how blotchy the shading is? No self-respecting tattoo artiste would produce blotchy work . . . nosiree! So we know it can't be a professional job!
At least, it certainly wouldn't be here, where virtually no tattoo goes unseen . . . I don't know about colder and more repressed climes . . . standards might be lower . . .
My guess is that he did it himself with a surgical marker and . . . mercurochrome . . .
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Maybe it's a jail tat.Lambchop wrote:jsluder wrote:But you don't seem to recognize PINK when you see it.amar wrote:i recognize envy when i encounter it.
Sigh. The poor boy may be slightly color-blind and not know it. This is a time for compassion and sympathy, not vile personal attacks on his sense of style.
In determining what color this truly is, you have to consider his occupation. Big clue there! He's a doctor. Also, notice how blotchy the shading is? No self-respecting tattoo artiste would produce blotchy work . . . nosiree! So we know it can't be a professional job!
At least, it certainly wouldn't be here, where virtually no tattoo goes unseen . . . I don't know about colder and more repressed climes . . . standards might be lower . . .
My guess is that he did it himself with a surgical marker and . . . mercurochrome . . .
Gasp! Innocent that I am, I hadn't thought of that!Nanohedron wrote:Maybe it's a jail tat.Lambchop wrote:My guess is that he did it himself with a surgical marker and . . . mercurochrome . . .
It all fits, though! Claims he got it in Scotland . . . where he was on holiday for two weeks! Hmmm, I wonder what kind of "holiday" that really was . . . and where!
Even more reason not to tease him about the color! Why, it's probably Kool-Ade!
No telling what other horrors befell him! He deserves our sympathy and . . . and . . .post-traumatic therapy! Where is Dale? We may need to send the Chiff Mobile Counseling Service!
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one week, not two.Lambchop wrote:Gasp! Innocent that I am, I hadn't thought of that!Nanohedron wrote:Maybe it's a jail tat.Lambchop wrote:My guess is that he did it himself with a surgical marker and . . . mercurochrome . . .
It all fits, though! Claims he got it in Scotland . . . where he was on holiday for two weeks! Hmmm, I wonder what kind of "holiday" that really was . . . and where!
Even more reason not to tease him about the color! Why, it's probably Kool-Ade!
No telling what other horrors befell him! He deserves our sympathy and . . . and . . .post-traumatic therapy! Where is Dale? We may need to send the Chiff Mobile Counseling Service!
Oh, that's even worse! Subjected to intense, rapid-sequence trauma! In that short of time, a pink of that shade would have required Hawaiian Punch!amar wrote:one week, not two.Lambchop wrote:Gasp! Innocent that I am, I hadn't thought of that!Nanohedron wrote: Maybe it's a jail tat.
It all fits, though! Claims he got it in Scotland . . . where he was on holiday for two weeks! Hmmm, I wonder what kind of "holiday" that really was . . . and where!
Even more reason not to tease him about the color! Why, it's probably Kool-Ade!
No telling what other horrors befell him! He deserves our sympathy and . . . and . . .post-traumatic therapy! Where is Dale? We may need to send the Chiff Mobile Counseling Service!
And he's smiling about it! Dale, we'll need the deprogrammers on the team, as well! He's clearly identified with the perpetrators of this horror! He has Stockholm Syndrome!
