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^^^You could tweak that one a bit and turn it into a rap.




















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Paul wrote:^^^You could tweak that one a bit and turn it into a rap.
Tom Lehrer did a decent version of Clemintine.
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Like Wombat I've been a bit of a mimic for as long I can remember. I can affect an accent if I'm exposed to it for any period of time though it is voluntary. Whether I watch a film or spend time with people of certain nationalities I easily incorporate their pronunciations and idioms. Even when I went to school in France my classmates didn't know I was American. But when I go home to North Dakota or when I went to college in Arkansas my speech doesn't change because I don't really want it to happen.

Really it's a skill that's only useful for telling jokes and pulling pranks. Sometimes its enough to pass off as not being foreign but if anybody talks to you very long you run into what Wombat described where they can't place your accent specifically which a lot of people can if you have a genuine accent. I do know of somebody who very successfully convinced a girl he was Scottish until the following morning when his hangover caused him to forget his ruse.

As for the wannabes... it gets on my nerves but it's mostly a behavioral thing, kind of like if you have a private conversation in a whisper even though there is clearly nobody else around. Sometimes you just can't help yourself. But when it's done repetitively and consciously, I can't help but question the motive. I put up with a lot of that in pipe bands... a lot of it.

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My family is from Connecticut, although we have "newscaster" lowest-common-denominator US accents.

We moved to North Carolina when I was in middle school and my sister was in college. She now works in a relatively small town.

She "saccharrines" her accent (IE makes it sweet and sickly in a southern way) whenever she's talking to someone she thinks she needs to butter up or impress. It's annoying as hell.

One of her friends is from Scotland but married a local fellow. Her accent is truly bizarre.

I have no problem with legit Southern accents, btw.
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Wormdiet wrote:She "saccharrines" her accent (IE makes it sweet and sickly in a southern way) whenever she's talking to someone she thinks she needs to butter up or impress. It's annoying as hell.
A good example of this is Veronica from the Archies cartoon: "AH-chee-kins, ah dee-CLAY-uh!" :boggle:
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izzy wrote:Something about slipping someone a Mickey? Or do I have that wrong? It has to do with drugs I think
Hmmm, that's right, I think to "slip someone a Mickey" is to put knock out drops (or drugs) in his drink to put him to sleep. I think this is supposedly one way a person could get kidnapped to be a sailor----also called being shanghaied. Does the name Mickey Finn have anything to do with this?
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izzarina wrote:
I.D.10-t wrote:Ever try to sing songs like "Clemintine" without a fake accent? It sounds ridiculous.
There's no way I'd get away with singing "Clementine" without the proper accent. I think my kids would tar and feather me if I did! :lol:
There is NO way I can sing "The Millionaire" without an "Oirish" accent. It's how I learned it, and IMHO it just wouldn't work otherwise. I usually apologise for the accent before launching into it.
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Cynth wrote: "slip someone a Mickey"
Given the common meaning of the term 'Mickey' in Ireland I get a totally different image Image

Must be the influence of the Willie week.
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Peter Laban wrote:
Cynth wrote: "slip someone a Mickey"
'Mickey' in ireland generally means something else Image
Heehee.

In the States, "mickey" comes from a "Mickey Finn", any sort of knockout drug slipped surreptitiously into someone's drink. Nowadays date-rape drugs fill the bill. Why "Mickey Finn", I don't know.
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I would hate to find one of these in my drinks.
Nanohedron wrote:
Peter Laban wrote:
Cynth wrote: "slip someone a Mickey"
'Mickey' in ireland generally means something else Image
Heehee.

In the States, "mickey" comes from a "Mickey Finn"... ... Why "Mickey Finn", I don't know.
Might have been a bar owner. :o

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Finn






I would hate to find one of these in my drinks.
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PS Is drunk an accent?
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I.D.10-t wrote:PS Is drunk an accent?
Yes. I speak in it all the time. :wink:

Thanks for the link about Mickey Finn.
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Oh, I think I got it. :lol:
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From Wikipedia:
A Mickey Finn is typically made by adding "knockout drops" (a solution of chloral hydrate in alcohol) to a drink.
I have always heard of a different dose, perhaps specific to New York City. A small quantity of phenolphthalein was added to someone's drink and it would initiate a sudden bout of debilitating diarrhea. My father saw it done once - a couple of yahoos were trash-talking a gay guy at a bar apparently looking for trouble. The bartender slipped them mickey's. They left quickly, to the amusement of the regulars.

Oh, and to get a little bit back on topic, I knew a couple a few years ago at the university here. He was English, she was not but she had acquired a distinct English flavor to her speech even when he was not around.

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Kevin L. Rietmann wrote:What do you "self-express" by using a phony accent? Like, gawd, why don't you talk like who you are, right?
I like to lapse into dialects or imitate people a lot myself, but I'm never seriously trying to come across as being from somewhere else. That's...weird!
(using Marlin Brando's accent ) "Why Dude, you little hypocrite, it's really no different than someone having multiple "acconts" here on C&F. You know some people like to be other than who they really are, right? That's weird, right? Just be who you are, right?"

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I don't know how reliable this is but:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_092.html

Dear Cecil:

Every now and then I hear someone complain about being slipped a "Mickey" in a bar. But none of my bartender friends has any idea what a Mickey is or how to make one. How about some background and a recipe? --R.B., Las Vegas, Nevada

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Bartenders in Las Vegas don't know how to make a Mickey? Next you'll be telling me butchers in Brooklyn don't know how to put their thumbs on scales. Thank God there are still guys like me around to salvage these great national traditions.

That said, I'm obliged to note there's no agreement on what goes in a Mickey (AKA a Mickey Finn or Mickey Flynn), how it got its name, or even what it's supposed to do. Most people think a Mickey is a dose of knockout drops, usually administered to some hapless barfly as a preamble to rolling him. But to some it means a purgative--an agent, as my dictionary drolly puts it, "tending to cause evacuation of the bowels." One source goes so far as to say the original Mickey was a laxative for horses. This kind of Mickey you'd feed to a drunk to get rid of him.

As for what's in it--well, take your pick. A 1931 magazine article says it's croton oil, a purgative, while a slang dictionary says it's chloral hydrate, a sedative/hypnotic. To further confuse things, you sometimes see references to "croton chloral hydrate," which from the sound of it accelerates business at one end of you while slowing it down at the other. Others say a Mickey is cigar ashes in a carbonated beverage, or merely an industrial strength drink.

Most word books say the origin of "Mickey Finn" is obscure. But Cecil has come across one colorful if not necessarily reliable explanation in Gem of the Prairie, a 1940 history of the Chicago underworld by Herbert Asbury. Asbury claims the original Mickey Finn was a notorious Chicago tavern proprietor in the city's South Loop, then as now a nest of hardened desperadoes. In 1896 Finn opened a dive named the Lone Star Saloon and Palm Garden, where he fenced stolen goods, supervised pickpockets and B-girls, and engaged in other equally sleazy enterprises.

Around 1898 Finn obtained a supply of "white stuff" that may have been chloral hydrate. He made this the basis of two knockout drinks, the "Mickey Finn Special," consisting of raw alcohol, water in which snuff had been soaked, and a dollop of white stuff; and "Number Two," beer mixed with a jolt of white plus the aforementioned snuff water. Lone Star patrons who tried either of these concoctions soon found themselves face down in the popcorn. At the end of the night they were dragged into a back room, stripped of their valuables and sometimes even their clothes, then dumped in an alley. When the victims awoke they could remember nothing.

Finn evidently paid off the cops but became such a nuisance even by Chicago standards that his joint was ordered shut down in 1903. He was never prosecuted, however, and after a brief hiatus returned to bartending, having sold the MF recipe to other tavern owners. Eventually "Mickey Finn" became the name for any sort of knockout punch. How lucky we are that no one sells things like that today.

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