Fortune Cookie Fortune: Need a translation

[Martin Milner]

I received the following mysterious fortune in a fortune cookie recently, I wonder if anyone can hazard an English translation?


"After readying the every emotion, I see some understanding peer entering realm."

[amar]

sounds a lot like www.engrish.com to me.

[Flyingcursor]

To fully appreciate the fortune cookie you must append the phrase,
"...in bed."
after every reading.

[amar]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/di ... ntment.jpg




lots of new engrish stuff, check it out.

[missy]

another useful addage to the fortune cookie phrase (besides the one Fly told) is"

"......without pants."

[emmline]

"After readying the every emotion, I see some understanding peer entering realm."

It hasn't escaped your notice, MarMil, that a slip of paper is claiming to have the gift of eyesight? I hope you kept that thing, it would seem that it should be examined more closely.

[MarkB]

Hmmmmm, I think that you are going to have a very notorious and public affair that will make the papers in the UK scream with delight and wild headlines, can I be your agent?

MarkB

[Martin Milner]

"After readying the every emotion, I see some understanding peer entering realm."

It hasn't escaped your notice, MarMil, that a slip of paper is claiming to have the gift of eyesight? I hope you kept that thing, it would seem that it should be examined more closely.

Quite. I was under the impression the fortune was predicting the accession of Prince Charles to the throne, after checking that the majority of the UK population weren't averse to the idea. I was thinking foresight, not eyesight.

Yes, I still have it, it's my souvenir of a fun evening spent on Long Island playing miniature golf & go-karting.

[jsluder]

After readying the every emotion, I see some understanding peer entering realm.

Babel Fish (English to Japanese):

あらゆる感情を用意した後、私は理解の同等者の入る王国を見る。

Babel Fish (Japanese to English)

After preparing all feelings, I look at the kingdom where the equal person of understanding enters.

Is that clearer?

[Sunnywindo]

After http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=After

readying http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=readying

the http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=the

every http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=every

emotion, http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=emotion

I http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=I

see http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=see

some http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=some

understanding http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=understanding

peer http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=peer

entering http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=entering

realm. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=realm




Uh... sorry Martin. Still confused here.



Sara

[chattiekathy]

I think you should put it up for auction on Ebay!

Cheers,
Kathy

[missy]

Kathy wrote:
"I think you should put it up for auction on Ebay!"

OHHHHH - that's IT!!! Now, is it haunted, or does it have a grease stain that looks like Jesus' face on it?

[seisflutes]

Was it from a Japanese or Chinese fortune cookie, or what? Translating it into and back from Chinese (bablefish again), we get:

In prepares after each emotion, I looked some understanding the of the same generation enters territory.

Seems to mean about the same thing, if indeed it means anything.

To and from Spanish:

After listing the each emotion, I see a certain kingdom that enters of the pair that understands.

To and from Greek:

After I expect the each emotion, I see somebody understanding Lord ball.

This is fun.

To and from Korean:

After preparing each emotion, I the what kind of gain and loss colleague see the territory where it enters.

To and from Italian:

After to have waited for the every emotion, I see a sure reign entering understanding of the par.

To and from Russian:

To afterward prepare each emotion, I see certain understanding realm peer entering in.

French to Dutch to English:

After the preparation of each tenderising, to see I a certain kingdom that of couple of regulation enter.

Hee hee! Well, you did ask for translation!

Cheers!
-Kelly

[Nanohedron]

To fully appreciate the fortune cookie you must append the phrase,
"...in bed."
after every reading.

This is true.

[spittin_in_the_wind]

I got one that said something to the effect of, "A person who sees you looks for the beauties to be found elsewhere." Interesting . I put it up by my lab bench at work.

Robin