True story.

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:01 pm

Cynth wrote:
There are many types of animal, many types of person and many types of furry. Some furry lifestylers are art fans who choose to wear a collar when with other furries. When furries get together many modes of behavior emerge. Most furries will think nothing if others sit in a big pile to watch a video, leading each other around on leashes, and grooming each other! It varies how much an individual fur engages in this behavior, there are timid furs as well.
This is from the website jsluder posted just above.

Well, I guess I am a timid fur, having no desire to wear a collar, be led around on a leash or to groom other people---geez! Okay, to each his own but WHAT THE **** NEXT???

Never, NEVER, will you see a wombat being led around on a leash with a collar. We have our kinks, but bondage isnt one of them.

OutOfBreath · Post by **OutOfBreath** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:57 am

Gee, if I'd ruined someone's clothing through an ill-mannered stunt like that my mother wouldn't have been laughing - and she probably would have given a piece of her mind to anyone who'd tried to reward me for such misbehavior!

I have to wonder if it would have been as funny if it were your clothing that were stained while you were perhaps on your way to an important engagement... :roll:

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:05 am

Ye had to be there really ...

Slan,
D.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:14 am

The kid in this story is grown and married now, but his parents still tell this one on him:

When Carson was about 6 years old, he was really into cop shows and Rambo. One day, his dad came home after a long, hard day at work, and was heading upstairs to bed. Suddenly, Carson, in full Rambo costume and wielding a toy machine gun, jumped out of the shadows at the top of the stairs and yelled, "FREEZE ASSHOLE!"

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:09 pm

OutOfBreath wrote:Gee, if I'd ruined someone's clothing through an ill-mannered stunt like that my mother wouldn't have been laughing - and she probably would have given a piece of her mind to anyone who'd tried to reward me for such misbehavior!

I have to wonder if it would have been as funny if it were your clothing that were stained while you were perhaps on your way to an important engagement... :roll:

Didn't Confucious have something to say about those who wear clean, all-white, attention seeking clothing being risk takers who deserve what they get? Didn't he warn about visits to fruit markets on the way to that 'important' engagement? I think you'll find that he did. If it wasn't Confucious it was probably Kant.

Jeferson · Post by **Jeferson** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:27 am

Confucious had a sense of humour.

jGilder · Post by **jGilder** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:57 am

"So if you're out tonight, don't forget, if you're on your bike... Wear white... Evening all..." - Mick Jagger, Something happened to me yesterday, Between the Buttons

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:29 am

jsluder wrote:
Lambchop wrote:Lambchop had to think about this a minute . . . and was worried . . . until she remembered that she's fleecy . . . not furry.
Heh. Now we know who to blame the next time someone on the board gets fleeced.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:29 am

Lambchop wrote:
jsluder wrote:
Lambchop wrote:Lambchop had to think about this a minute . . . and was worried . . . until she remembered that she's fleecy . . . not furry.
Heh. Now we know who to blame the next time someone on the board gets fleeced.

Bah.

(And humbug, too.)

TonyHiggins · Post by **TonyHiggins** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:38 am

Sunday dinner. I was 13yrs old. I sat at the corner of the table next to my dad who was at the end on my left. He was wearing a white dress shirt. I tipped a bottle of soy sauce over my plate; the kind with the small nozzle-like hole at the top. As I rotated the bottle, the soy sauce shot to the top of the bottle and onward to my dad's white shirt. My heart stopped. Things went downhill from there. (You had to know my dad.)

My kids love me to tell it nowadays. We reenact the terror-stricken look on my face.
Tony

perrins57 · Post by **perrins57** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:28 am

dubhlinn, did it not occur to you to help the lady out? OK so it would have been a lot less funny, but you might have had a beautiful blond girlfriend! Now you must go home alone with just you sense of humour to keep you entertained.

jbarter · Post by **jbarter** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:42 am

perrins57 wrote:you might have had a beautiful blond girlfriend

Yeah Dubh, what made you change from your usual routine of having beautiful blondes throw themselves at you all the time?
(Ah D, we can dream, we can dream.)

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:19 am

perrins57 wrote:dubhlinn, did it not occur to you to help the lady out? OK so it would have been a lot less funny, but you might have had a beautiful blond girlfriend!

I'm not sure if "she who takes no s**t" would appreciate that one!

perrins57 · Post by **perrins57** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:39 am

Do you mean Queen Victoria

"we are not amused"?

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:48 am

jbarter wrote:
perrins57 wrote:you might have had a beautiful blond girlfriend
Yeah Dubh, what made you change from your usual routine of having beautiful blondes throw themselves at you all the time?

Age....Baldness...Mrs D.......The inevitable contempt that comes with familiarity....to mention but a few.

D.

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