New tune names

[patsky]

Coming late to C&F I may be opening a topic that has already been discussed. I am referring to tune name parodies. I am on the lookout for new ones.

Some that come to mind are:
the "Pains of Boils"
Seamus Ennis' "The Arse and Douche of Piping"
There is that old favorite "The Road to Piss and Vomit".

Newer ones are:

"My Darlings a sheep".
Johnny Dorn's "Hamburger Paddy".
"I kissed her in the Derry Air" ( Derriere)


Pat

[Joseph E. Smith]

The Prattie in the Gander's hole comes to mind.

[djm]

Pappy O'Rigami
More Buckin' Orans

[Lorenzo]

Here's a few common ones that come to mind.

• The Stare of Monster
  Merrily Kicked the Quaker
  The Maid's Behind Bar None
  Planxty Power's Fanny
  Start of the Countdown
  Bullet the Wagon
  Whiskers For Breakfast
  Intemperance Reel
  She Begs For More

[John S]

Here in Manchester many tunes go by parody names.

Merely Quake The Wife’s Kisser
Jug of slugs
Horses Balls

I've written some tunes with hopefully amusing titles, the best of which is

The Hag Behind the Poll Tax.

TTFN

John S

[Joseph E. Smith]

Planxty Power's Fanny

In my neck of the woods, we refer to it as Planxty Powered Fannies.

[patsky]

Here are a few more plus what we have so far:

Planxty Power’s Fanny
Merely Quake The Wife’s Kisser
Jug of slugs
The Stare of Monster
Merrily Kicked the Quaker
The Maid's Behind Bar None
Planxty Power's Fanny
Start of the Countdown
Bullet the Wagon
Whiskers For Breakfast
Intemperance Reel
She Begs For More
The Prattie in the Gander's hole
Pains of Boils"
The Arse and Douche of Piping
The Road to Piss and Vomit
My Darlings a sheep
Hamburger Paddy
Varnish My Foreskin
The Silly Wanker
The Horny Pilgram
Jackson’s Morning Flush
Paddy O’Furniture

[tompipes]

What about,
Lord Inch it in.
I Buried My Lad.
Trabolgan Reel.
The Sailors Vomit

But on a different way of changing names,
The Trans Roscommon Airways.........The Planes Of Boyle
The Jaundiced Itinerent................The Yellow Tinker
The Galway Library......................The Bucks of Oranmore
My Grannys Fanny.......................The Old Bush.
The Bitch with the Bread.............The Hag with the Money

Tommy

[Patrick D'Arcy]

And there's:

Jenny Cocking Pickles

What Would You Say To A Cup Of Tea Father?

PD.

[John Deere]

Feck Off Tea...

Jenny Throwing Bottles.

Ah, the crack we had the day we died for Ireland.

JD

[Patrick D'Arcy]

Ah, the crack we had the day we died for Ireland.

JD

Up John!

Yes... I'm glad we're better now

PD.

[Jim McGuire]

There's the reel that Sean Dempsey played for Hitler in 1937 - "Reichish Paddy".

[daveboling]

Here's a couple of reels that I've fished out (music not included so that my reputation dosen't sink any lower):

The Rodden Reel (short "o')
The Zebco Reel

dave boling

[fel bautista]

my fav: If you're drunk, is it sex that you want?

[Nanohedron]

The Earl's Stool

Swinging on a Gibbet